spooky mur ⬡

yellow beanie martini. ⬡ iu alum. zdf. 🔬𓍊𓋼 ♑︎

[mackenzie @fIexgodmacdaddy]

thought i was in the clear from this mercury rx and then suddenly the past two days hit

[Alice @AliceBunnyland2]

Playboy just posted this on Instagram and I think that’s cool and important so I’m gonna post it here as well :) yay harm reduction

[Hernan Cortes @CyberPunkCortes]

Forest fires and aurora borealis in Canada’s Yukon.

[mike @ooooahah4]

are we deadass

[spooky mur ⬡ @mirguerr15]

is there not a mf deadrocks livestream this year ???? 🫠🫠🫠

[Cartoon Mafia @cartunmafia]

Pokémon: The First Movie (1998)

[jackie 𖦹⭒°｡⋆ @spoiledjackiex]

imagine sending me your entire paycheck and i spend it on a swarovski shrek

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

how do you ladies clean your pussy? normally i’ll use a swiffer wet jet but what about you

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Don’t go chasing waterfalls...cautiously approach and be careful of slippery conditions. In fact, you may just want to stick to the rivers and lakes that you’re used to.

[TAYBAN🪄 @tayybann]

distinct motives music legitimately makes me horny … commuting to work nipples hard as a rock to this red rocks set

[EAZYBAKED @eazybaked]

a device that keeps you high and dry?

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[jamexx ✩ @hrstnvrgrwngp]

9 year old me when avril lavigne said
"hell yeah i'm the motherfucking princess"

[Kadott @Kadotttt]

I once read somewhere that after an especially exhausting life,some souls choose to reincarnate as a tree spending a century just resting. I haven't looked at trees the same since then

[pkmn trainer britt @championsynthia]

Fuckkkkkkk I need a man with a thigh tat to ruin my life & build out a camper van for me

[ic¥doll ⋆‧❆ ͙͛ @monawarwinters]

feeling like that dumb fucking towel in south park that always wants to get high

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

i hate having an internal monologue like shut the fuck up for five minutes