Miriam Shoemaker

happy to be here.

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@MrsPaceyWitter i just salivated?

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@MrsPaceyWitter u r 1!!!

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did it again

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I am very used to the undo button gmail gives me and looked for it after pushing tweet

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blue mercury can take all my money

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having a "did i brush my teeth today" day

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New fav activity = listening to pple leave dune

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I need to make an advent calendar for the succession season premiere. 19 days and counting! 🤶 (thats gerri)

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@MrsPaceyWitter It’s gerties den sister bar vibes

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Starting Attested Development for the first time and getting Succession vibes. I think I just really miss Succession.

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I say this with full sincerity... I am not emotionally stable enough for March madness 🥺

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I can’t wait to say “leave it open”

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Selfie face is the new mirror face. I make neither of these faces irl🤡

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I miss snacking/ having a drink while grocery shopping and I also hope people are never allowed to do that again

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Tuesdays are worse than Mondays and February is like the Tuesday of months. I’m blaming these factors on why today was a rough day.

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@DairyQueen 🍀🍀🖤💚🖤💚

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@silvers_emma I knew it

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but I also disagree with him on everything including parenting so nvm

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Ted Cruz’s excuse (lie) of going to Cancun to drop his daughter off is a disgrace bc if people believe that reasoning- it sends the message to his and all children that escaping is encouraged when millions of other families need helpers and not escapers

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Like even if that was a true story why would you set the example that your kids should vaca when most children don’t have that luxury!!