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She/her. I'm here. I don't have a clue what I'm doing, but at least I'm here. (っ◕‿◕)っ ♥

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@MerriamWebster

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@NeebsOfficial @ScheduleOneGame This episode may have had the most brand-new, never-before-spoken sentences in the history of gaming. And 99% of them involved horse semen.

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@MerriamWebster For the longest time, I thought "carcinogenic" meant flammable ("arsonogenic," maybe?).

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J just came into the bedroom and did a dramatic reading of "WAP" as Werner Herzog.

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My husband J for #NGShirtDay @NeebsOfficial (with his Thick44 YouTooz)!

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@ManyATrueNerd You might consider onesies (as in, the clothes you put on a human infant) to keep the wound covered. It won't stop them from running around, but it will keep them from worrying at the incision sites.

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I managed to get about 10 seconds into vacuuming the cat tree before my hand vacuum started swooning like a Victorian child with consumption. The fact that Benny isn't bald is one of life's great mysteries. #CatsofTwitter

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"La Cucaracha" and "Run, Run Rudolph" are both being played at high volume at the same time by different neighbours, and I'm pretty sure this is what insanity sounds like.

[Neebs Gaming @NeebsOfficial]

Retweet + follow @youtooz for a chance to win an Appsro figure dropping on February 23rd!

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@ManyATrueNerd Inbreeding, I would assume?

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@ManyATrueNerd Ah, my turn to shine!

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@ManyATrueNerd When my paternal grandparents were still alive, we gave them a Christmas hamper with the sorts of treats they loved but couldn't justify on a fixed income (Grandad and sardines and Fancy Pickles, Nana and butterscotch candies). Christmas hampers make me think of them. <3

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

I love these little pr*cks. Support @SickKids today.

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Benny is smart. So very smart. He has to explore everything. He has to try to figure out how everything works. He'll probably figure out how to use our phones next. We're so screwed. And he's a little snuggle-bug, so we'll let him get away with murder. #CatsOfTwitter

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Reported a tweet on this hellsite for the use of a slur, using the resources available, checking all the boxes. Response? "Not a violation of their policies." Actual slur, as in actual hate speech, and it's not a violation of Xitter's policies. Cool. Cool cool cool.

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@ManyATrueNerd I remember a friend's dog would go to the back door, look outside and see that it was raining, and then go to the front door -- and be completely surprised that it was ALSO raining THERE.

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Random spam email: "you seem normal lets have some fun." Oh, random spammer, you don't know me at all ...

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@OhNoSheTwitnt So sorry for your loss. Our own elderly cat passed in May, and even knowing he had a good long life with us, it will never feel like enough time. ❤️

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Apparently saying "I'm fine, it's not the worst pain I've ever been in" after major abdominal surgery is not the reassurance I think it is.

[The CryptoNaturalist (Jarod K. Anderson) @CryptoNature]

Hey. Your matter recalls cosmic explosions and you tasted oblivion before you learned your own name. Fear nothing.