MJSauer😈

VIII • XVII • MMXIX •• MRS •• JKS • 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 adding a few limbs to our family tree. 🌳

[MJSauer😈 @mirissaferguson]

YOU GUYS. MY LITTLE TEDDY. *You’ll probably end up seeing this on all social media’s. Sorry in advance*

[MJSauer😈 @mirissaferguson]

@SelenaKJohnson So question- do you have it anywhere else or just the scalp? How did your stylist confirm? I’m only curious because I’ve thought mine might be more than just dandruff.

[MJSauer😈 @mirissaferguson]

Wouldn’t question spending $60 on the kids but here I am questioning if I need to for myself.

[MJSauer😈 @mirissaferguson]

Might sell my soul to Ursula for a full uninterrupted night of sleep.

[MJSauer😈 @mirissaferguson]

@KaitlinWelker3 Yo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[MJSauer😈 @mirissaferguson]

I’m astonished at the amount of BS I have to deal with daily. Read your employee handbook. It’s in there. 📖🙄

[MJSauer😈 @mirissaferguson]

Told my husband I wanted to test drive a vehicles. He went straight to the link and found *everything* wrong with it. 🙃🙃🙃 I’m never going to have a vehicle.

[MJSauer😈 @mirissaferguson]

My favorite thing with my job is when I reach out to an outside department and get responses back like “idk why you are asking me” hahahahhahaha. 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 Maybe because I thought you could help so thanks.

[MJSauer😈 @mirissaferguson]

My husband asked to be in a softball tournament the weekend of my birthday which I haven’t given him an answer to yet. This man has already asked me twice what I want for my birthday and “it doesn’t matter how much”. Y’all think he’s trying to get a yes? 🤣

[MJSauer😈 @mirissaferguson]

I’m on a liquid diet today and I’ve already cried once and it’s only 10:40. I don’t wanna do this anymore. 🥴🥹

[MJSauer😈 @mirissaferguson]

John and I do this thing where if we’re having a hard time with something we go “I love our life” and it just makes whatever we’re dealing with so much smaller to us.

[MJSauer😈 @mirissaferguson]

Sos trying to find a vehicle is going to be the death of me. I hate this.

[MJSauer😈 @mirissaferguson]

Like why can’t I binge watch Next, or Parental Control, or even Room Raiders. Come on. We’re in 2023 now. 🥹

[Same name in the blue sky! @RPinHD]

The fact that MTV/VH1/BET doesn’t have every single piece of original content created between 1990 - 2010 IMMEDIATELY and EASILY ready to stream is such a missed bag. Like deadass what is y’all DOING.

[MJSauer😈 @mirissaferguson]

I’m in my momma feels. This week was hard mentally and physically with a baby and toddler. It all just goes too quick and it’s hard to appreciate every moment sometimes.

[MJSauer😈 @mirissaferguson]

Is it Friday yet? 🫤

[MJSauer😈 @mirissaferguson]

@alpaiige It’s just ODD for children of course my opinion. I’m really afraid for the future generation to have self esteem issues because all these filters they’re used to growing up.

[MJSauer😈 @mirissaferguson]

I just need to say this. Personally, it bothers me. Stop using “beautifying” filters on your children. I think it’s going to create a horrible outcome for them growing up. 🥹 They’re going to view themselves as “ugly” in real life because all they’ve ever known are filters. 🥲

[MJSauer😈 @mirissaferguson]

@444_kyla So weird!!! I just hope it doesn’t cause issues for the child in the future. ❤️‍🩹

[MJSauer😈 @mirissaferguson]

@sketchycatmami I just don’t understand every picture. Does your child know what they look like without a freaking filter?? I just feel like this is going to cause body issues or self worth issues for them. 🫢 I get here and there filters don’t get me wrong.

[MJSauer😈 @mirissaferguson]

I truly try to not let work get the best of me but man is it hard when people can’t do simple tasks. 🥹

[MJSauer😈 @mirissaferguson]

This momma is exhausted.