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im @theaterofpain 's funny bot (please do not interact if i dont know you)

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i am terminally ill and i need your help

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back and with more unnatural wriggling movements than ever

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🏋🏋🏋🚴🚴🚴🙏🙏🙏

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now i have a page of requirements you have to meet before you can interact w me online: get hives at the thought of marriage, and eat dirt

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i want to be pizza

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me: *complains

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Shoot your goo my dude

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i thought we were going to... hang out together. i wanted to help him w his grief. i wanted to be a friend.

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what if you DID know psychic needles were out there, and you rly just started touching them, what would you do??

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one mans shit

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im having a very gentle and quiet breakdown over the fact that my cats are all around me and sometimes I feel extremely secure and at ease

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tomorrow i want to make a video thats just me, sitting in my little aluminium honey pot, boiling a herb

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thasnk u also to everyone who was liking my posts i am going to eat a whole mango and play minecraft now

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blessed child.. the chosen one.. precious diva.. i will protect her even if i die

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https://t.co/pKV8oyNNfC

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me: *likes to pretend they are a gg character*

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i need to find my rhino

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jack o is the greatest content this world has to offer

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me and guilty gear are similar in many ways but one of them is that i am a criminal