Marielle Collette

[Marielle Collette @mirl_collette]

“She had style, she had flair, she was there.” I really resonate with the “she was there” part of the song.

[Marielle Collette @mirl_collette]

Fuck Elon Musk I’m getting off this app I used to love so much.

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[Marielle Collette @mirl_collette]

Omg. Can’t believe I’ve been driving around all day in a red car. It’s not what you think!!!

[Marielle Collette @mirl_collette]

Kamala Harris if you can hear us please bring back 2015 Twitter please Kamala Harris

[Marielle Collette @mirl_collette]

Dressed up as Julia Roberts’ breakout role. #mysticpizza

[Marielle Collette @mirl_collette]

Remember, if you see someone dressed as Coraline tomorrow don’t accidentally blurt out “Did you hear about Neil Gaiman’s SA allegations?” and kill the vibe. (I need this reminder)

[Marielle Collette @mirl_collette]

This is who Dylan from Bake Off reminds me of. #GBBO

[Marielle Collette @mirl_collette]

I see, you think this has nothing to do with you. #andysachs #thedevilwearsprada

[Reductress @Reductress]

Great Pumpkin? This Pumpkin Is Doing Just Okay: https://t.co/jiXqW3x54g

[Marielle Collette @mirl_collette]

The Notebook Musical has this fun game with the audience where they try to get you to cry as much as possible and then right when you’re sobbing uncontrollably they turn the lights on.

[Marielle Collette @mirl_collette]

Fav Albums 2023:
-Noah Kahan - Stick Season (We’ll All Be Here Forever)
-Briston Maroney - Ultrapure
-Hozier - Unreal Unearth
-JOSEPH - The Sun

[Marielle Collette @mirl_collette]

Ins and Outs 2024:

[Marielle Collette @mirl_collette]

Such a murdery move to use DUCT TAPE to attach the “Free! :)” note instead of Scotch Magic Tape. BRB, calling the police.

[Marielle Collette @mirl_collette]

My neighbor trying to rid of the murder weapons:

[Jeff Topolski @JeffTopolski]

It was end of day Thurs of a shoot week. We found out the ep was coming in short. We had to write an extra scene that could be filmed the next day. We came up with this goofy ass tag to the ep, that ended with Holt yelling VINDICATION! And Andre knocked it out of the fucking park

[Reductress @Reductress]

Woman Uses Week of PTO to Handwash Knit Sweater: https://t.co/nTjH8gc4hg

[Marielle Collette @mirl_collette]

Every day I have to convince myself my job isn’t the thing I need to survive it’s just a fun workout routine.

[Brittnay Johnston @britthorsenoise]

Does bedazzling a sign for a Taylor swift picket make me a Swiftie

[Marielle Collette @mirl_collette]

What happened to “bahaha.” I remember using it in text all the time in, like, 2015…but now? No bahahas to be found. Only bananas. I’m healthier now.

[Marielle Collette @mirl_collette]

Just finished Succession’s S4, E3 and, WOW. Who knew this Emmy award-winning show was so great??? Late to the party only because I saw 1 woman and 6 dudes in corporate neutrals on the poster and thought, “Hm, maybe not for me.” Happy to be wrong.

[Marielle Collette @mirl_collette]

Actor’s Access Breakdowns: Identical twins, 6’ 7”, astigmatism in left eye, cool ears, mysterious vibe. MUST HAVE SUN ALLERGY.