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mary elizabeth why are you trying to eat christmas • she/her • 🌻🌈✨

[mir @mirleighwal]

I think I want to attempt to make a thread of things my friends say....

woot let’s go

[no context percy jackson @nocontextpjo]

these fanarts of the Heroes of Olympus alternative covers by zandraz on tumblr is blowing my mind rn. like. look at how GORGEOUS these are

[Cher @cher]

Ok,Someone call Emergency,& TAKE MY PHONE AWAY 4 EVER‼️I WAS TXTNG & TALKING 2 FRIENDS,& MY MIND WAS INVADED BY A CREATURE FROM ANOTHER . GALAXY.HE INVADED MY BODY 2.( that wasn’t so bad)SURE HE’S DENING IT NOW‼️Cher⁉️CHER WHO⁉️
HOWEVER IN MY DEFENSE
MY PHONE’S ON DRUGS

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

finally gay news that is not bad: rebel wilson is one of us y’all

[Cher @cher]

OMG CHERSACE

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

THEY NAMED THIS MF LECHONK LMFAOOO

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

In case you're wondering how long until the next mass school shooting...

[mir @mirleighwal]

how many chickens would it take to kill an elephant

[Panic! At The Disco @PanicAtTheDisco]

Don’t touch that dial 📺⚡️ Viva Las Vengeance (and so much more) coming June 1st at 10am ET.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

18 children slaughtered and candace owens has the nerve to make it about how she hates queer and fat people. absolutely deranged and obsessed

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i do not want to hear about thoughts or prayers or bible verses or jesus or whatever the fuck from people holding political office. your job as a public servant is to pass legislation and right now you are failing. get the fuck off twitter and pass some fucking laws

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

oh SHIT you got the whole family mad

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Tahlulabelle. She picked a flower for you but can't remember where she put it. It's around here somewhere. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

[THOMAS RICHMOND ❤️🎸🇺🇦 @ThomasRichmond]

Cyndi Lauper & Laura Dern ✌️