miranda

physically thicc, mentally sick

[miranda @mirmosas]

do mosquitos get high when they drink the blood of a crackhead

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: Watch the exact moment Fox News reveals to their audience that Vice President Kamala Harris has completely eliminated Donald Trump’s lead in the polls. This has the Trump campaign in pure panic. Retweet so all Americans see this.

[miranda @mirmosas]

@luigi2016 at first i read that as if you did pass out and i was like omg r u okay

[miranda @mirmosas]

@wavekillaaa only a few more hours bebe 🫶🏻

[Staci Tanouye, MD, FACOG @DrStaciT]

PSA to anyone in FL experiencing a miscarriage:
@Publix is NOT a safe place for your misoprostol prescription if you elect for medical management of your miscarriage.

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[miranda @mirmosas]

kirsten says aggressively, “i’m a fucking intellect.”

[miranda @mirmosas]

it’s the way k and i both had to leave work early bc we’re brawling for our lives rn

[miranda @mirmosas]

i can’t believe i just ran laps around my house, up & down the stairs, just to not lose an activity competition

[miranda @mirmosas]

k: “remind me to foam roll”
m: “go foam roll!”
k: “i meant in the morning -_-”
m: “well u should have specified that”

[miranda @mirmosas]

@loganbrennanart how much is oj for y’all????

[miranda @mirmosas]

“so it’s both npc and npc”

[miranda @mirmosas]

👀

[miranda @mirmosas]

eric watching this fucking football game rn has me dying 😂

[cocó 🧞‍♀️ @cocoxinaa]

Let’s talk about the WHITE GIRLS @ St Hubert’s & Franklin Towne in Northeast Philly who want to send racist snapchats to my godsister and the other young black girls at the school! Since the school doesn’t want to do anything I decided to blast their faces!

[miranda @mirmosas]

@kirstenmarielle anything for my gf

[miranda @mirmosas]

it’s amazing the things you can do when you actually take your addy like you’re supposed to

[trevor @trevorwtvrr]

UM @Excision OPENING WITH A MF STAR WARS LIGHTSABER LASER BATTLE WAS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED BUT THIS WAS INCREDIBLE!!!!!

[miranda @mirmosas]

fun fact of the day: coffee is soup

[miranda @mirmosas]

there are four different songs playing in my head rn like ur on a radio station that’s flipping between channels and there’s static

[miranda @mirmosas]

i really am the mom of the friend group