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live laugh squirrels

[frizzle 🍉 @mirrorballz13]

i’m like schrödinger’s woman: funny and not funny at the same time

[frizzle 🍉 @mirrorballz13]

@gigi4perez southbound I25 is down to 1 lane can u pls delay set xoxo from all the noco girlies

[grace ゜✧*̣̩☽⋆゜ @arbyshatepage]

gonna celebrate fourth of july by driving around and calling the fire tip line and reporting all the fireworks i see

[frizzle 🍉 @mirrorballz13]

Dear @DrewGoodman42 ,
Will you and spilly and Huey please sign this 2016 spring training ball?
Sincerely,
A Rockies fan who really needs a win today

[frizzle 🍉 @mirrorballz13]

Twitter has taken away my ability to reply to tweets… do I update the app or stay strong

[frizzle 🍉 @mirrorballz13]

Sombr thinks he’s benson Boone and benson Boone thinks he’s Harry styles and Harry styles thinks he’s Freddy mercury

[frizzle 🍉 @mirrorballz13]

@arbyshatepage i see u

[frizzle 🍉 @mirrorballz13]

@arbyshatepage Always

[swagapino 🍉 @stickseason]

guy who’s listened to 10 noah kahan songs: u have to listen to maine

guy who’s listened to 100 noah kahan songs: u have to listen to this demo on tik tok he posted five yrs ago

guy who’s listened to 1000 noah kahan songs: u have to listen to maine

[frizzle 🍉 @mirrorballz13]

@arbyshatepage Casually show them your tweets about not being over your ex

[frizzle 🍉 @mirrorballz13]

@volcanicashe They’re the punchline to every blonde brunette and redhead joke

[frizzle 🍉 @mirrorballz13]

I never saw that new movie but I’m making my boyfriend sign a prenup promising to spend eternity with me if one of us dies young and the other remarries

[frizzle 🍉 @mirrorballz13]

@volcanicashe I have no idea Miley makes so many jokes but I giggled at the lawyer joke

[frizzle 🍉 @mirrorballz13]

@volcanicashe Mm hm 🙂‍↕️

[frizzle 🍉 @mirrorballz13]

Hoping my roommates stop fighting so I can start sending memes to the gc again

[frizzle 🍉 @mirrorballz13]

@volcanicashe Girl it’s the 15 adult labs that sleep in your bed not u

[frizzle 🍉 @mirrorballz13]

It’s the ides of March who up hearing arguing in their kitchen but too sleepy to go see what’s going on

[frizzle 🍉 @mirrorballz13]

Can’t believe she won the Texas democratic primary for a senate seat 🩷

[frizzle 🍉 @mirrorballz13]

@arbyshatepage Kidz trap

[frizzle 🍉 @mirrorballz13]

My need to be the funniest person in the room has led me to places I wouldn’t go with a gun