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[miranda @mirrrmoiii]

@GL1NSANITY LMAO it’s so true! happens allll the time 😂

[miranda @mirrrmoiii]

if you ever need a boost of confidence, just simply walk into any convenience store in providence and the workers will overwhelm you with creepy compliments.

[miranda @mirrrmoiii]

ugh i hate when my mom acts her age and starts posting weird ass shit on fb

[Barbara @bodybybarbara]

When you want it bad enough, you’ll find the energy to pour into it.

[sev @stevirouss]

too bored to stay home, too lazy to go out.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Yes I do

[miranda @mirrrmoiii]

hearing chris brag about me to random people is so sweet i could cry 🥺

[miranda @mirrrmoiii]

“i really need a fanny pack to wear to planet fitness” - my grandpa, the cutest man to ever live ❤️

[miranda @mirrrmoiii]

is anybody else having a career midlife crisis in their late 20s? asking for a friend

[miranda @mirrrmoiii]

it’s a daily battle to not spend money (i don’t have) on workout clothes or bikinis (i don’t need)🫠

[miranda @mirrrmoiii]

i don’t know how i lived without piezonis before i moved to ri

[Barbara @bodybybarbara]

Watching people get married, have kids, buy houses, start businesses, get promotions, etc. is so special 🥲 I’m so happy for you all!!

[miranda @mirrrmoiii]

i swear, the couples that look perfect on social media are actually the worst ones in real life.

[Damulletman @daddydanefuller]

A short wish list

[miranda @mirrrmoiii]

pls just buy me plane tickets for christmas this year

[Jrg @craigmacdermott]

Date idea: I eat too many edibles and you take care of me

[miranda @mirrrmoiii]

just wake me up when my bf makes enough money so i don’t have to work anymore

[miranda @mirrrmoiii]

the only thing getting me through today is the leftover chinese food waiting for me at my house