randy!

i literally have no idea what I’m doing

[randy! @mirwads_]

It's 2:04 AM & I can't stop thinking about waffles

[ra¢hel @rachdele]

as a 27 year old i can say that some 27 year olds want to be 35 and others want to be 23 but none of them want to be 27

[your local atheist @versacebigmac]

pickles are great til you’re in one

[britt 🧀 @great_BRITain20]

Honestly don’t wanna be in a relationship with anyone i just want someone i can kiss all the time lol

[Collin @collinjamesdunn]

tattoo artist: that’ll be $400

me: okay 😋

mechanic: that’ll be $400

me: I literally don’t even want the car anymore

[aeia @badboyrepublic]

"are you okay?"

no, from the bottom of my heart, I'm tired.

[trash jones @jzux]

“so do you have any hobbies” yeah lately i’ve been really into worrying

[trash jones @jzux]

“what’s stopping you from-” listen i am so so sleepy

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

do you ever just freak the fuck out

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

my body is not a temple it is a midwest dive bar

[¢orie @corietjohnson]

experiencing workplace abuse (they’re making me work)

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

THIS IS SO DOPE

[fredesque @FredTaming]

does an octopus need a shirt with 8 sleeves or pants with 8 legs i'm freaking out

[randy! @mirwads_]

@_LFrank @vinn_ayy 😂

[Louise! @themouseyouknow]

Please look at this image of a cat seeing a Christmas tree for the first time

[randy! @mirwads_]

@notbriannaprice Dude I got tested for every illness on this earth this week just for them to tell me I have a cold?? tf

[ari @ar1e11e]

social media shouldn’t exist. god created the internet for candy crush and dress up games on barbie dot com.

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

it’s so hard explaining to my cat every morning that i have to go away for 10 hours to support our lifestyle