mirza

im all in her mouth like a cavity

[mirza @mirzayke]

big lenka brain leaking through the lips, serve left us, but we got it done and i just have to respect that

[mirza @mirzayke]

we are losers but we are decent losers

[US Open Tennis @usopen]

Aryna Sabalenka is into her SIXTH consecutive US Open semifinal 🔥

[Thierry T @thierryAgain]

I hope sabalenka knows she made me burst into tears when she broke back to make it 4-4 sksksk @SabalenkaA KEEP FIGHTING MA BELIEVE IN YOURSELF #USOPEN

[mirza @mirzayke]

sad boys get no sleep

[mirza @mirzayke]

drunk at 3:20 am, wow life is so beautiful sometimes

[mirza @mirzayke]

good night to everyone actually

[mirza @mirzayke]

@VAMPlRE_SLAYER bukowski needed a racetrack to get there, i on the other hand operate under the true power of cheap whiskey

[mirza @mirzayke]

cucumber salad
dry humping
panting like a dog in sun
double espresso
spicy fish

[mirza @mirzayke]

a good woman will smack you across your face without having to ask, she just #knows

[mirza @mirzayke]

coke and i mean it

[dushmanoevsky @chonkychihuahua]

i truly don't understand how you're supposed to work 10+ hrs a day & still have time to keep in touch with friends & pursue hobbies & watch movies & TV shows & read & journal & do self care & work out... like is there something im not getting/doing right

[mirza @mirzayke]

current obsessions

[mirza @mirzayke]

idc about james bond but they should let me pick the bond girl

[mirza @mirzayke]

*quivering and shaking* mommy

[Krash @krash_revived]

No display of love is purer than a breastfeeding handjob.

[mirza @mirzayke]

this is disgusting jovic

[mirza @mirzayke]

this hbo max ad goes hard for no reason man

[mirza @mirzayke]

so this week i went back to spicy fish fry and the fish itself is fried differently and is not soggy and im like have i unlocked something

[mirza @mirzayke]

i am convinced i and my chinese fish roast guy are playing a game and i have just won something*

*a really good fish fry

(i will explain this in the thread below)

[mirza @mirzayke]

then next week im like wait a minute, so they give you dry fish fillet and a sauce on the side, hmm that sounds perfect because fish wouldn’t be soggy oh my god it was the worst thing everrrr, fish is only good when it is cooked in spices DUH