Melissa

She/her

[Melissa @misa_john]

@aidachavez @shannonrwatts I like to moisturize my face with white, male tears. I’ve found it really gives me that summer glow

[Melissa @misa_john]

I cracked the code for the #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway! @CapitalOne, I’m ready to see @taylorswift13 at #TSTheErasTour!

[Melissa @misa_john]

@Kate_Kelly_Esq A majority of white women voted for Trump. I’m not saying they are entirely to blame but historically white women have upheld patriarchy

[Melissa @misa_john]

@EliMcCann People have taken their lights down already?

[Melissa @misa_john]

@KatieHill4CA Congrats! Getting the central line out was amazing! I got so many snuggles after that. What a sweet baby you have!

[Melissa @misa_john]

@EliMcCann My husband and I played this game when our kids were little.

[Melissa @misa_john]

@EliMcCann In solidarity with Skylar, I wore mine to the library today

[Melissa @misa_john]

@EliMcCann @OrangeDaisy3 Too far Eli! Those things are heaven and should be allowed ANYWHERE once the temperature drops below 50 degrees

[Melissa @misa_john]

@EliMcCann What am I a queen? I can’t be expected to wash my hair EVERY DAY!

[Melissa @misa_john]

@projectLeasa @EliMcCann Don’t limit yourself to one. You can do a fake and real tree

[Melissa @misa_john]

@EliMcCann Why so late?

[Melissa @misa_john]

@EliMcCann How did you get a diagram of me telling a story?

[Melissa @misa_john]

@BeeBabs Best thing I bought last year. Love it!

[Melissa @misa_john]

@EliMcCann Have you seen the latest season of Sex Education? Same vibe

[Melissa @misa_john]

@elizabethcatmom @lotus_3030 As soon as I figured out the ratios I like, my husband learned how to make it for me and makes me a cup every morning even though he never drinks coffee.

[Melissa @misa_john]

@CristinaMartaR @seagulljaap If a man gets divorced, he only needs permission to be sealed to another woman when he remarries. But a woman needs to actually cancel her sealing in order to get sealed to someone else

[Melissa @misa_john]

@seagulljaap Cheddar feels seen

[Melissa @misa_john]

@seagulljaap @paytwopark @ladyozma Asked for applause and told us that if allies are criticized then they won’t give their support in the future. Uh that’s not an ally. That’s just an asshole.

[Melissa @misa_john]

@seagulljaap If you don’t praise me, I will withdraw my lukewarm support immediately!!!

[Melissa @misa_john]

@seagulljaap YOU BETTER APPRECIATE US ALLIES!