Brian Misakian

Editor of 𝓬𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓶𝓪 / Writer of 𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓼𝓱 / Hater of the film War Horse since 2011

[Brian Misakian @misakattack]

✂️NEW CUT✂️

For All Mankind, Season 5

Please enjoy this trailer I edited

[Apple TV @AppleTV]

The fight for freedom lies beyond the stars.

#ForAllMankind — New Season March 27

[Flomatic @BrainOnRepeat]

Crazy how that seems to work.

[Jez @JezCorden]

Nintendo's share price is down 50% in a year.

Most publicly traded companies would be panicking, firing execs, pulling off mass layoffs, etc.

Nintendo be like:

[Josiah Hawthorne @JosiahHawthorne]

Right now it feels like 90% of Twitter is just people acting out this meme.

[Noah @noahs_corner]

Daddy’s home

[Brian Misakian @misakattack]

John Hinckley Jr.'s second most critical miss

[John Hinckley @JohnHinckley20]

Socialism and National Socialism have more in common than you think.

[地獄ケーキ(Hokusaist)👹🐉🗡️🇺🇸 @JigokuCake]

Netflix shows in 2026:

[Henry A Wallace @MJohnson5335]

I’m shocked that “better things aren’t possible” and “be grateful you’re allowed this much” wasn’t a winning ideology for Moderates and Centrists

[Jon Kent @jonkentcomrade]

The last time Democrats ran an actual leftist.

[Eli 🍚 @EliLikesRice]

I NEED NYC POLITICS TO TRICKLE DOWN TO CALIFORNIA. THIS FUCKASS STATE IS SO FILLED WITH CORPORATE POLITICIANS

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

it’s so funny that vote blue no matter who seems to rapidly disintegrate as soon as that “who” is a socialist

[Brian Misakian @misakattack]

Hell yeah

[ollie @ledytoss]

guy in community college wrote an essay intro so bad that I’ve kept it in my notes app for the past 3.5 years

[Serf @TheRoyalSerf]

We'll get our revenge during Thanksgiving

[dom von der holy crusade on ai @dom_vom_gym]

Leo the call is yours

[Eric Goldman @TheEricGoldman]

Manifesting Olivia Rodrigo covering Chad Kroeger's "Hero"

[ed edd and eddington @goblin_formula]

how i'm going to be moving when i join the pope's fedaykin death squad during the datacenter jihad of 2029:

[nitzu 🫧 @nitzukai]

- Apple price increase
- Steam Machine being expensive
- Xbox price increase
- GTA 6 being 80 USD
- people being unable to buy SSDs and RAM

all of these are tied to one thing btw:
Sam Altman

you don’t hate this guy enough

[Brian Misakian @misakattack]

Yes, I'm sure he was very Hungry but what country did this happen in?

[TMZ @TMZ]

A hospital worker has been accused of cooking, eating human remains. https://t.co/Lxecz8qEtv

🎥: AP