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This demon quietly broke through the baby gate for our office, climbed onto my desk, stole and ate 17 beef jerky sticks, and is now gassing out the entire house. This is not even 24 hours after she swallowed and passed one of Viennas sock onto the couch’s

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stepped in a big ol luna shit this morning holy hell

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I was planning to build a bird feeder this spring but Luna is an obsessive god damn bird hunter

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Watching The Sopranos and it’s just a slice of life anime

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The AoT special episode bored da fack outta me. The magic kinda feels gone 😩

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Mfw the daycare said Luna was good w no issues

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Ice water reaches another level when you first wake up in the morning

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I’m still wearing the same socks I wore to sleep which I wore to work

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<3 Getting irritated bowels every time I charge nurse <3

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@SamIsDual (dua)L

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Someone desecrated my go-to safe space shitter today. I am not okay.

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In the psych ED today I was with a former coworker who switched to do ER nursing awhile back, homie was teaching me IV sticks and had the supplies ready for me to practice on him before we got slammed by admits. Truly a real one

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Sophomore year of high school they let me get in a varsity game of football cus we were blowing the other team out and I got called for roughing the passer 2 plays in

[Overtime @overtime]

Lil bro got in the game for 12 seconds and did this 🤣 (via awildbat/TT)

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Was trying to trim the dirty porn stache at least but ended up with a hitler stache

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I’m such a dumbass I was getting mad that the elevator wasn’t taking me down but I was hitting the 5 button and I was on the 5th floor.

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A beam of sun just came through the window to illuminate the bathroom as I’m washing my hands and I came face to face to with this. Gonna go buy makeup for men today.

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Not that anyone does or should give a shit but I’ve been on an absolute tear on Wordle this past week. Absolute word guessing menace, that’s me yessir. Big fucking deal.

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Luna hung out with me while I smoked. I am now hanging out with her while she works a Kong genius’s

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@SamIsDual Ahem*

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Also I had to run down 5 flights of stairs to my safe space bathroom to blow my entire lunch out my asshole, I almost shit my pants. No good

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I always say “thanks for the excellent report☺️👍🏼” after nurse-to-nurse calls with other hospitals and units, and today the other nurse’s voice was so happy after being thanked it made my shift