isalena

Cleveland :croc ambassador that suffers from chronic RBF...OU alum, US army

[isalena @misalenas4]

I miss when you ate something a lot as a kid your parents would be like “your gonna turn into a french toast stick!” Now it’s like “Miranda you can’t eat chipotle every other day you’re poor and slipping into obesity” ...ok what happened to me slipping into french toast ma?

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

NFL Power Rankings

1. Chiefs
2. Patriots
3. Saints
4. Browns
5. Green Bay

[alissa violet @AlissaViolet]

it costs $0.00 to defend your friend’s name when they’re not around..

[Tara @tarawade_17]

If college football gets cancelled does that mean THE Ohio State students lose their whole personality?

[A. Chaddy Jenks @achadwick10]

Find a bigger/smaller @MorganWallen fan. I’ll wait. 😂 #ParkerSueLovesYou

[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracooper]

“BEEP BEEP MOTHER FUCKERS!” Daddies.... let the new era commence!! WRITE IN NOW TO BE A GUEST ON THE CHD SHOW. Submit your stories. I look forward to meeting you 😏 https://t.co/WZForTjIfi

[abby govindan @abbygov]

girls posting their ugly boyfriends like “what would I do without this goof” girl you would thrive that’s what you would do

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Unreal hahah https://t.co/g9DEtu3vbO

[naked window neighbor @fettyswappp]

my venmo prolly thinks I got my shit together

[adrienne mullaney @adriennebalboa]

Dave Portnoy talking shit about the Call Her Daddy ladies on their own podcast is the most next level savage shit I’ve ever heard and I love it. Absolutely electric. #callherdaddy

[alex @NotAlexMachado]

mother’s day isn’t for “dog moms”...

there, I said it.

[isalena @misalenas4]

@carriebelle15 😂😂😂your views got you robbed my girl

[defne gencler @omgitsdef]

Today is 5/9, or as some guys call it 5/11

[it’s just meera @meeracleshappen]

the part of college I’ll miss the most is that period in late 2016 when you couldn’t walk past a bar or a frat party without hearing closer by the chainsmokers blasting from the speakers...I think that was the last time I was actually happy

[carolyn @ballerguy]

my dad met my mom for a second, lost her number, remembered she was a nurse, and then called every hospital in the state to ask her out and I can’t even get a text back

[isalena @misalenas4]

@carriebelle15 SHUT UPPPP IM SO PROUD OF YOU

[b cunningham @BurdsIVue]

these girls don't deserve Cleveland

[isalena @misalenas4]

This guy: *exists Recruiter: “Can we take a second to talk about our lord and savior 11B”