a hot dog with no bun

lord, beer me strength | she/her

[a hot dog with no bun @misandrystan69]

my heart says yes but my clinical anxiety disorder says no

[Sean Doherty @seandoherty]

there is a ticket taker at the AMC Lincoln Square that is literally so charming and excited about everyone going to see movies and it makes my day every single time I see he’s working. If you ever see this we love you!!!

[a hot dog with no bun @misandrystan69]

when u wear colorful pants u always are in danger of becoming the girl who took a risk and put herself out there creatively

[a hot dog with no bun @misandrystan69]

@iknaurright 😭😭😭

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

addicted to giving movies 4 stars on letterboxd

[a hot dog with no bun @misandrystan69]

there are weeks when no movie watching happens and there are days where a week’s worth of movie watching happens

[a hot dog with no bun @misandrystan69]

i know the sunchips on a delta flight hate to see me coming

[a hot dog with no bun @misandrystan69]

always heartbreaking to try to come up with a salad from scratch and discover that you’ve recreated the harvest bowl

[a hot dog with no bun @misandrystan69]

ocd vibes

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

plans for today

[a hot dog with no bun @misandrystan69]

had a dream last night that i was looking for diet pepsi on spotify and i couldn’t find it and i was absolutely despondent

[a hot dog with no bun @misandrystan69]

i’ve seen so many challengers costumes on tiktok but none where the boys kiss. cowards!!!!

[a hot dog with no bun @misandrystan69]

a harris 2024 flag outside your house in new york is like… who r u talking to

[a hot dog with no bun @misandrystan69]

it’s genuinely very interesting to me how much the “woman desires marriage, man withholds marriage” assumption persists among straight people

[a hot dog with no bun @misandrystan69]

imagine waking up at 4am to drink water and the only notification on your phone is “2024 bar exam results.” well some of us don’t have to imagine

[a hot dog with no bun @misandrystan69]

people without ocd will be like “omg i forgot my keys!” and it’s like yeahhh i’m not really having problems like that. but at what cost

[a hot dog with no bun @misandrystan69]

a black turtleneck and jeans is the perfect casual office attire. unfortunately it is also impossible to wear without giving dwayne the rock johnson

[a hot dog with no bun @misandrystan69]

the virgo urge to feel bad about taking a sick day even though you are actually sick

[a hot dog with no bun @misandrystan69]

picked my bathroom stall at work can’t wait to get to know her over the next 3 years

[a hot dog with no bun @misandrystan69]

if carrie bradshaw has no haters im dead

[a hot dog with no bun @misandrystan69]

just paid a truly ungodly amount for suit tailoring whyyy did i decide to become a lawyer

[a hot dog with no bun @misandrystan69]

got a physical notice in the mail from my healthcare provider to confirm that i have chosen to receive notices by email 👍🏻