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Um. Hi. Come for the Pepper Potts/Surtur 🔥 take, stay for the infographics about Arabian brunch spots in Montreal and Cornish criminal law?

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Gonna love it when all the people who followed me for that intersectional listicle get mad when their TL is spammed with smut about queer Valkyries and critiques about how Asterix is canonically schmoop

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Lot of new followers! Come for the The Walking Dead filk, stay for the bots that generate weird poetry and bullshit about how alternative illustration needs more curtainfic?

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👋 It's killing me that new people see me as the roller derby poster when literally all I do is retweet brunch selfies and stories about draconians getting married to me

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😳 I'm glad you enjoy that weird twitter alignment chart but did you know I also tweet Lagos orgasm denial scene in-jokes and bots that generate horrible fiction

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Looking forwards to when all the people who followed me for tweetstorms about Nigerian scrapbooking scene gossip unfollow when they see how much I gush about X-Files and MIDIs

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Looking forwards to when all the people who followed me for cuddling mishaps get mad when their TL is spammed with listicles about 20th-century Chinese drama and transhumanist cheesemaking

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Gosh. I'm glad you enjoy quilting how-tos; just so you know, you're primarily going to get salt about medical engineering

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So that went viral? Y'all obviously like that basketry take. Fair warning: I mainly go on about CEDM and xenarthran embryology

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omg, that blew up. I'm glad you enjoy salt about labelling of agriculture in the C17th but did you know I also tweet celebrity evangelist trash talk

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RIP my mentions. never expected you would be so into pics of my butt, but here we are. just so you know, expect mostly cold takes about pathologies of property in C15th Russian gender and postcolonialist IP law

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😳 never thought everyone would be so into photos of goats? 😅 ftr, you're going to get a lot of tweetstorms about siluriform cladistics and Pharah/D.va

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Um. Hi. Y'all obviously like that Superhusbands take; hope you also enjoy sketches of ogres cuddling redheads

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😳 Glad you like tweets about lace-making but I mostly squee about New Testament

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it's killing me that randos think of me as the queerness gendering in figurative installations poster when literally all I do is complain about intelligent dance music and dirty film

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RIP my mentions. I'm glad you enjoy snark about the Brazilian tatting scene, anyway I mostly have theories about The Decemberists lyrics

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lol that all y'all think of me as the erotic roleplay weirdo when all I do is post videos of my cat

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Gonna love it when all the people who followed me for memes about Locked Tomb unfollow when their TL is nothing but 🔥 takes about basilosaurid taxonomy and heterobranch taxonomy

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👀 Glad you like that Qui/Obi comic but did you know I also go on about kabbalah

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Looking forwards to when all the people who followed me for lingerie selfies lose their shit when they see how much I have theories about Lil' Kim lyrics