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[kristina. @cosmepolitics]

***2026 now

[Undead Media VHS @undeadmedia_]

My friend said its "Gay 9/11" in a group chat to which my other friend responded with this image.

[vinny 🐾 @vnspresso]

straight out of the manchild mv

[popcultureangel @lohanisgod]

🕊️

[SatisfyZone @SatisFizonE]

The late Dolly Parton once got an impersonator to explain to her how to sound like Dolly Parton… without her realizing who she was talking to. Wait for the end. 😭😂

The funniest part is how naturally Dolly plays along. Mary is confidently explaining how to sound like Dolly Parton, while unknowingly speaking to the real Dolly herself. Then Mary casually tells her, “I think that my accent’s better.” 😂

But the best part comes when Graham Norton finally reveals the truth. Mary needs to hear it twice before she can believe she’s actually been talking to Dolly. It’s a perfect example of Dolly’s sense of humor: she could have simply introduced herself, but instead she lets the impersonator make her case first.

[kells⭐️ @Ayyitskel]

He said it way better then I ever could’ve

[No Quarter Will Be Given @chaedria]

"now don't you get on my bad side"
I love Southern women. That was code for, "you keep going, I'ma have to **** you up"

[Daniel Hannan @DanielJHannan]

An apt day to remember that Dolly Parton once recorded a cover of Stairway to Heaven - and, in defiance of every moral law in the universe, she absolutely owned it.

[panidanya @panidanya]

comm

[Julia Marie @julia_doubleday]

This is so cute but it’s absolutely sending me that Dolly made Sabrina change the lyrics from “don’t embarrass me motherfucker” to “don’t embarrass me like the others” but let her keep the premise of the video being that she beat that man and threw him in the back of the truck

[Lionel Hutz, Tesla Attorney General @Gimply32]

Reminded of how every dog adoption story follows the line of “oh we went to an adoption event/breeder cause we really wanted this breed.” And how every cat adoption story is basically “I found him in a trash can.”

[Emi Eleode @EmiEleode]

Just saw this stunning video of Dolly Parton that plays this quote ♥️

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

and the only photos of him publicly available are from when they were young. we never saw him as an old man. that version of him was only for dolly to know. what a privilege it must’ve been to be the only person allowed to keep that part of someone entirely to yourself.

[CHL 九 @lianthuss @studiopoint9]

This is actually pretty damn shameless and I need people to lock in and criticise the shit out of it instead of succumbing to supporting brain dead copycat designs again.

[CivilizedYapper @CivyYapper]

Caraboo Ehe~
#忘卻前夜 #Morimens

[𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐲 ♱ ANYC U23 @gravitydusty]

It was my turn to be Miquella the Starbucks Deliverence while canonically in the Rennala cutscene

[lamb @darkseavoyage]

Trying to relax and my beautiful son will not stop finding joy in every little thing.

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

No, no, of course! Thai women living near US military bases are fully free to sell their labor however they wish to — sex work is work! They are free to consent to sex work, and they are totally allowed to NOT sell sex to active duty Navy.

But they will. Because of the implication.