Youngblood

They call Camiski. 50% YeeYee, 50% Headbanger, 100% down to clown.

[Youngblood @miscamiski]

It is what it is, and I yam what I yam. That is all.

[Youngblood @miscamiski]

@JoeBiden Okay so fix it Joe. You’re immune now, take them all out of their position.

[Youngblood @miscamiski]

Honestly the best thing Disney could do is bring back 32 year old Logan Lerman ti be 13 year old Percy Jackson and no one acknowledge that he’s clearly not 13.

[Youngblood @miscamiski]

Percy Jackson on Disney Plus has the worst progression ever. Episode 4 progressed the plot literally nowhere

[Youngblood @miscamiski]

You’re so not invited to my bat mitzvah perfectly captures 7th grade and it’s giving me second hand embarrassment about things I did 15 years ago

[Youngblood @miscamiski]

Did I watch Zoey 102? Yes
Should I have? No

Was it the must uncomfy, cringy, and gross movie? Yes

[Youngblood @miscamiski]

To the Walmart clerk who said “people who are 30 or older” referring to me- fuck you i’m 27 and now i’m going to cry in my car in the parking lot

[Youngblood @miscamiski]

I think one of the craziest things about the housing market is that a house that hasn’t been updated since the 70s is being listed for over $250k without land with it. Like no

[Youngblood @miscamiski]

I was literally the most annoying teenager. Timehop makes me cringe so fuckin bad

[YELLOW CLAW @YELLOWCLAW]

RT IF YOU NEED A YELLOW CLAW B2B FLOSSTRADAMUS SET DROPPING ALL THE TRAP CLASSICS THIS SUMMER.

[Youngblood @miscamiski]

Fuck @TheGoodDinosaur. This is supposed be a kids movie? This is someone’s trauma dump played out through dinosaurs. Honestly terrible

[Youngblood @miscamiski]

Me to the @amazon echo dot we play bedtime music on EVERY NIGHT: Alexa play deep sleep music

Alexa responded with:
-deep fried thanksgiving music
- Bollywood sleep music
- country sleep music ft Garth Brooks and Willie Nelson

[Youngblood @miscamiski]

Sometimes I miss nights out with my friends in college, but honestly nothing compares to hearing my toddler yell “SHING NOW” and attacking my fiancé with a foam sword ❤️

[Youngblood @miscamiski]

Recently I have been learning about myself that setting boundaries that protect me but may disappoint other people is very difficult and gives me significant amounts of anxiety because I don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings.

Is anyone a therapist who can help me with this

[Youngblood @miscamiski]

It’s time that @falloutboy makes a part 2 to a little less 16 candles a little more touch me and with it, a music video picking up where the last one left off but @petewentz defeats @brendonurie once and for all

[Youngblood @miscamiski]

I need childrens movies to have a different plot than “this person I loved died so now I must go on an adventure.”

There are so many other reasons to go on an adventure

[Youngblood @miscamiski]

Yo straight up I HATE free online advice from other therapists and doctors.

I feel like it leads to confusion in parents who don’t get that one size doesn’t fit all. Then when they come to therapy, its problematic.

Also you sound like a condescending little T w a t.

[Youngblood @miscamiski]

The new west story was okay but this was the final cut huh? They really decided this was the epitome of Ansel’s acting huh? 0/10 on the tony casting

[Youngblood @miscamiski]

I am 99% sure that @DailyMail is on Amber Heard’s payroll. Y’all haven’t had a single article showing Johnny’s injuries or the crazy shit she’s done, but you do like painting a picture of her as a “victim.” Care to run article about how she can be seen doing a bump on the stand?

[Youngblood @miscamiski]

Four years ago I was in the club with the homies.

Today at work a five year old punched me in the face.

Someone please take me to the club instead.

[Youngblood @miscamiski]

Stopping abortion doesn’t save babies, it kills women AND the fetuses you’re so concerned about.

Separation of church and state.

You don’t care about the children. You care about control.

As a Christian woman, I say this:

If we lose Roe vs Wade, women and children have lost