Graduate™

Think independently and then act collectively

[Graduate™ @mischief_foever]

Do no harm.
Take no shit.

[spooky liz 🎃 @lizaboth]

“If you hate the president so much you should LEAVE!!” Actually I love my country so much I’m gonna stay here and loudly resist the fascist regime brought in by the president I hate so much but ty for your input

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Y’all ever noticed people who don’t tolerate lies, disrespect or deceit are always labeled difficult, crazy or bitter?

[Devin Nunes’ cow 🐮 @DevinCow]

Just saying

[Morten Øverbye  @morten]

An assassination attempt by a mentally ill person using an AR-15 is a terrible reason to vote for the man who made it easier for mentally ill persons to obtain AR-15s.

[Graduate™ @mischief_foever]

I wish all the unexpected sour surprises to anyone involved in the ongoing outage issues with @Verizon @Xfinity @TMobile etc.

This is extremely dangerous, to not have mobile connection.

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

MAGA Logic:
-Abortion: Ban it
-Marijuana: Ban it
-Drag shows: Ban it
-Immigration: Ban it
-Public Schools: Ban it
-Dialogue on racism: Ban it
-Books by Black or LGBTQ authors: Ban it
-Guns: BANS DON’T WORK YOU SNOWFLAKES
#Lewiston

[rafael nicolás @nicosraf]

I think the best thing an author can do is write a normal non-sex scene like it's sex

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

So we’re clear:

The Supreme Court ended affirmative action yesterday by saying you CAN’T discriminate by helping a minority group, then turned around today and said you CAN discriminate by hurting them.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Like a rollercoaster 🎢

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

This…

[Tomas Pueyo @tomaspueyo]

Maps twist our perception of the world
Here are 20 to rethink it:

1. Countries closer to the equator (~poorer) seem smaller than they are

(map by @neilrkaye)

[Graduate™ @mischief_foever]

Dear work:

a 2% adjustment to my current salary is beyond insulting given the volume and intensity of programs and tasks I manage on a daily basis.

Not to mention the cost of living increase.

Color me shocked when the consequences of your actions impact employee retention…

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

Pulling out my tiny violin for the woman who built her entire career around weaponizing a word that she can’t even define. Thank you for spotlighting this tragedy Newsweek https://t.co/CeAhWCgrxr

[Graduate™ @mischief_foever]

FUCKING FUCK #YouNetflix

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I'm the guy who named all the batteries (A, AA, AAA, AAAA) so I thought I'd offer a chemical engineering breakdown of how they got these names:

1.) I am afraid of electricity

[Erin 𓅹 @_ErinLee]

Demystifying abortion is important and I’ve never seen a show go through one step by step like this. I’m really impressed by and grateful for this scene. #GreysAnatomy

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Are you a work email? Because I want to anxiously stare at you for 45 minutes before sending my regards

[Graduate™ @mischief_foever]

Well I suppose that’s as good a reminder…