Stood in front of the open refrigerator and started eating slices of American cheese, then cracked upon a two liter of Orange Fanta and now I’ve moved on to strawberry ice cream. I think I’ll go for the sour cream and chive pretzels next.
There’s this guy who a jury found had forcibly jammed his fingers up a woman’s vagina.
He’s currently in government housing at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW.
Don’t think Trump is going to be happy about this. Springsteen is heading back on tour to spread the #nokings message. Very cool to see @springsteen @nilslofgren standing up in this moment.
Kurt Cobain’s daughter, Frances Bean Cobain, and Tony Hawk’s son, Riley Hawk, announce they have welcomed their first child together.
A boy named Ronin Walker Cobain Hawk.
@ciaobirdiecos It reminds me of the time I had to open at my old job and got locked out without my phone too and had to call the fire department from the laundromat’s phone to have them take the freaking back door off to let me in lol