schhhhhhhlecht

father don’t say daddy

[Ben Zeisloft @BenZeisloft]

When you fight for the life of your dog…

… But murder your baby out of convenience.

“Wherever there is animal worship, there is human sacrifice.” — G.K. Chesterton

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

“GO GO USA!!!” 🇺🇸

Never forget THAT Landon Donovan match winning goal in the 91st minute against Algeria in the 2010 World Cup.

Chills 🥶

[schhhhhhhlecht @mischlecht]

@TomSteyer @metrolosangeles Ain’t nuthin metro about riding the D

[schhhhhhhlecht @mischlecht]

@Truckersteve255 @RichardRatBoy1 @fleccas 😎 👦🏼 🪧 🌊

Best I can do

[schhhhhhhlecht @mischlecht]

I’m at St Pete Beach for the day (visiting from WI)

Hoping for a wild Rat Boy / Fleccas sighting 👀

@RichardRatBoy1 @fleccas

[Owen Benjamin 🐻 @OwenBenjamin]

Epic

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[Baseball's Not Dead @dead_baseball]

OK, this is getting silly now.

In their last 14 games, the Brewers have started 0 pitchers that were on their 2025 opening day roster.

In that time they have gone 12-2 and starters have 73 IP, 94 K, 1.73 ERA, 0.97 WHIP

[𝒴𝑒𝓁𝒾’𝓈 𝐵𝑜𝓃𝑔 @yelichfans]

When mom makes pizza rolls

[Matthew S. @MatthewMKE98]

There’s only one correct answer

And it’s Prince Fielder

Big man was MOVING

Also dope hearing Uecker on the call

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

I got worried when I saw Mr Feeny from boy meets world was in the New York Post cause I thought he died but it turned out to be worse

[schhhhhhhlecht @mischlecht]

@rawsalerts

[Red Letter Media @redlettermedia]

Fantastic little love letter to the late great Norm Macdonald. Well worth a watch!!!

[Kyle Mann @The_Kyle_Mann]

If Jesus's Resurrection Were a Hoax

Prolly my favorite sketch we ever did at @TheBabylonBee

[RichardRatBoy @RichardRatBoy1]

Crazy guy in my town who feeds peanuts to all the squirrels and birds. Constantly mumbling under his breath all the names he’s given them.

Sounds bad right?

WRONG.

He gets:
>10,000 steps a day
>Unlimited vitamin D
>Barefoot grounding in the grass
>Loyal squirrel army that will never betray him

All while YOU ask Grok if something is true.

Pathetic 🫵😎

[schhhhhhhlecht @mischlecht]

SMALL IF TRUE

[Michael Grier @OleGriersy]

BREAKING: Kyler Murray has entered the Vikings facility for his physical, Kevin O’Connell is there to help him up onto the doctor’s table.

[schhhhhhhlecht @mischlecht]

@OleGriersy SMALL IF TRUE

[schhhhhhhlecht @mischlecht]

@Blondes_tweets Breakfast for dinner is tough to beat.

In fact, we had our wedding catered as breakfast for dinner. Not one single regret about it. 10 years later and people still bring it up as one of the more memorable wedding dinners they’ve ever had.

[JNS @_devJNS]

POV: Vibe coders at 2AM 😂

[Relax @the1relax]

I’m serious