When you fight for the life of your dog…
… But murder your baby out of convenience.
“Wherever there is animal worship, there is human sacrifice.” — G.K. Chesterton
Today, we remember a legend.
On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.
Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.
He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.
Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.
Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸
May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.
OK, this is getting silly now.
In their last 14 games, the Brewers have started 0 pitchers that were on their 2025 opening day roster.
In that time they have gone 12-2 and starters have 73 IP, 94 K, 1.73 ERA, 0.97 WHIP
Crazy guy in my town who feeds peanuts to all the squirrels and birds. Constantly mumbling under his breath all the names he’s given them.
Sounds bad right?
WRONG.
He gets:
>10,000 steps a day
>Unlimited vitamin D
>Barefoot grounding in the grass
>Loyal squirrel army that will never betray him
All while YOU ask Grok if something is true.
Pathetic 🫵😎
@Blondes_tweets Breakfast for dinner is tough to beat.
In fact, we had our wedding catered as breakfast for dinner. Not one single regret about it. 10 years later and people still bring it up as one of the more memorable wedding dinners they’ve ever had.