bean

hi, i’m bean • she/they • 26 • aspiring poet • simmer • casual nfl enjoyer

[bean @miscmartyrdom]

@AndreaNordgren when u order from the british ice cream truck

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

🚨| Noah Kahan makes fans take a pledge at his show tonight:

“I solemnly swear I will not shit my pants and if I do, I won’t take it from my pants and put it on the floor”

[Pop Base @PopBase]

17 years ago today, Dan and Phil became Facebook friends.

[Marcela Quintero @Marcela252016]

Los niños actualmente no se guardan absolutamente nada. Y eso me parece excelente.

Fuimos a una reunión familiar y mi sobrino levantó los platos de la mesa (costumbre su casa) y uno de los adultos le dijo que eso era "tarea de las mujeres". Mi sobrino de 10 años le responde:" no es de mujeres, lo que pasa es que usted es un inútil"

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

A friendly reminder that exactly none of your problems in this life are because two people of the same sex are sleeping together.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

These vitamins better start fuckin working soon because so far it feels like I’ve eaten an entire rockslides worth of them in the past two years and am sitting here stil feeling like shit

[bigkhing @bigkhing001]

So weird when a parent of a gay child is homophobic. U made a gay person. Ur literally the gay source. Ur the carrier of gay. Ur the gay factory

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

the way she laughed in her face like that will forever have me in tears i’m sorry LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Young Sheldon’ actor Iain Armitage responds to Clavicular comparisons via Instagram:

“I mog him in this photo”

[Pop Base @PopBase]

A tortoise named Jonathan has been named the oldest living land animal at an estimated age of 194. (1832-2026)

His species have an average life expectancy of 150 years.

[Sunrise Movement 🌅 @sunrisemvmt]

BREAKING: Rep. Adriano Espaillat (NY-13) mocks his constituent who is struggling to afford rent as Espaillat cashes in with corporate donors.

As long as our politicians are bought out by corporate interests and funding wars abroad, they will never fight for working people.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Life Goes On’ by Oliver Tree re-enters the Global Spotify chart at #139 with 1.27 million streams, following his passing.

[bbno$ 👶🚫💰 @bbnomula]

rest easy oliver you will always be an inspiration.

thank you for sharing your creativity and brilliance with the world. my heart is shattered right now.

hold your friends and family close

💔

[Aurora⁷ ❀ @buteraijk]

@PopBase THIS IS A POP EMERGENCY

[Matt @ItsBlarg]

had to say goodbye to my best friend in the entire world today.

I will miss him every day.

Rest easy little man.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Simba. He has a special stuffed friend who protects him while he sleeps. Partly by being big spoon, and partly by being a pretty good decoy. 12/10

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl’ was released 21 years ago today.

[girlsay. @_GirlSay]

it's like asking men to imagine us as people wtf