Toenail Mcgee

local master of all things true and reasonable

[Toenail Mcgee @misctoenails]

It’s funny because Brian thinks Nick Jonas is super hot and if I were to have Brian disprder then that would be my thinking ??So like I’m confused guys. About what’s happening and who is hot who is not. Everyone is blaming Brian on me but IM NOT BRIAN!! It’s a disorder. Grow up

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Woke up with Brian disorder #nickjonasishot

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Clueless with a fatty

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He’s cool. He’s got presence. (Totoro)

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A silent fart is just the air sneaking around the poop

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Every fart is a tender butt whisper. #musictomyears

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@baldspiderrat Smelling a bum

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Yolo

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Maphesto from South Park is my cotton eye joe. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from sweet maphesto… 🥀

[Toenail Mcgee @misctoenails]

Needin’ a lil love from the online fam. Hit my head hard on the wall just now. Not feeling super positive, but trying to keep my chin up. Anything helps.

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Bro’s got that lil thiccum chic

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Chuzzy bodies and delinquent hobbies

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@baldspiderrat Usually it’s my fat ass 😂

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@baldspiderrat Wise

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Be fierce - be yourself 💫

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City boys, we lowkey emo but we up

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Have you ever fingered your ass on a city bike?

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My boys and I bring a real rosencrantz and guildenstern vibe to the function

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@baldspiderrat Real.

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@baldspiderrat Holy crap I made it