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@JamesBlunt Knob

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Hey @bookingcom . What an absolute shambles you are. Three hotels I’ve booked this week and not one of them has ever heard of us.

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A big shout out to the bin men @BlabyDC . I always thought my council tax represented value for money

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Jesus Christ @RAC 3 and a half hours. I’m in a major town ffs

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Hi 5 @liamgallagher 😘

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@MrTommyLand Nah, you’re alright

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@piersmorgan Still no golden boot 😆#LCFC

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Apparently Blackburn has overtaken Leicester as the uk’s covid hotspot. Must be something to do with premier league winning cities. Think I’ll go and live in Tottenham, should be safe there. #PremierLeague

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@piersmorgan If you’re not retiring then don’t bother

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@Madders10 Looking good Madders 💙

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@piersmorgan Please ban me Piers . Not for any political reason. It’s just that I think you’re a shit fountain

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@FlySWISS Refund please

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@FlySWISS @ColleenVries @SwissWorldCargo Our patience ran out weeks ago

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@FlySWISS @SwissWorldCargo Hi. Can I have my money back now please

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@swissbusiness I still won’t see my refund. Terrible company

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@btsportfootball Do Barca have clappers ?. Didn’t think so. Small club mentality

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So when this is all over who’s up for a massive #coronafest?. Small businesses , like pubs , restaurants and cafes should be open all day and night, live bands should play for free in open spaces and every street should have a party. Come on Britain, you know you want to.

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Thought for the day.

How do blind people know when they’ve finished wiping their arse?.

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Nice to see the British media paying tribute to @carolineflack1 . It was you that hounded her all her life. Blood on your hands . Go fuck yourselves.

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Hey @BurgerKing . What’s going on with your store @ meridian park in Leicester?. Awful food, terrible service and flooded toilets 😡. #shithole