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[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

in my room having 4 years worth of thoughts in 5 minutes

[• hatti @Whohewas0]

I need someone who knows nothing about me to observe me for like 30 days and then come up with an analysis on what kind of person l am

[joey @joboduj]

i dont mind when a cat attacks me i trust their judgement

[lxlia @lxlyuh]

you're in his dms, i'm in his head. i'm the parasite eating away at his brain

[tasman @lildorothy_]

asking the new guy at work if he thinks he’s better than me

[Math Liker 🇹🇲 🇿🇲 @gunkshake]

(to a guy who is obviously in line) you in line?

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

buttered toast really is that bitch

[Lei (:3 っ)∋ @Shlissika]

hmphh!!

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

I’ve Never Lied except for Comedic Effect and Also to make my Life Easier

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Nobody should ever be Allowed to have Another Thought ever again Starting with and Especially Me

[Queef Strokinoff @poopsoxx]

*looking at my oven I’ve left on all day*
wow I can’t believe it’s only 350 it feels later than that.

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

bro did you rly just confuse bath and bodyworks and bed bath and beyond

[gnomecliff @Gnomecliff]

Locking myself in a hot car until I can picture an apple in my mind

[Frankie 📎 Fey @frankiefey]

i feel like the human version of the orange grease from leftover spaghetti that ruins all the tupperware

[g. @redfourd]

There’s black mold growing inside my skull

[hamsta @goobygirl2]

i’m like if a person wasn’t a person

[SiliGremlin @SiliGremlin]

Let me go this instant!!!!!! I’m not playin around,,,, put me down!!!! Now,,,,

[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to wake up early

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Stores impress me so much. It's like where did you get all this. And how did you get it all in here

[🐸 @kfjdjgh]

i bring a sort of Can we go get soft serve cones with rainbow sprinkles vibe to literally any situation