Individual 55

ready for the 👾👾👾

[Individual 55 @misertarian]

@WEEI You’re telling me this guys name ISN’T also Mayonnaise?

[Individual 55 @misertarian]

@nbcsnl @Shanemgillis @21savage Live from my mouth, this fucking gun

[𝕻𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖕 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙 @papasombra]

I’m no fan of The Queen but meeting Liz Truss and then immediately dying is a move I respect.

[Individual 55 @misertarian]

Princess Diana will finally be able to confront her murderer!

[Individual 55 @misertarian]

@POTUS Damn it’s almost like you’ve had the power to do that since you took office/the decision leaked and this is just political posturing. Oh yea, and your ticket promised it would be the first thing done in 2008. Fuck you, this is your fault too.

[Individual 55 @misertarian]

Life begins when I swipe right

[Individual 55 @misertarian]

@quad_rangle Protect* and Serve *any implication of protection is not guaranteed

[Individual 55 @misertarian]

The best thing I have ever gotten from a gum ball machine

[Individual 55 @misertarian]

I’m getting a tattoo tomorrow and I have no idea what it is! May the gumball machine gods be in my favor.

[Individual 55 @misertarian]

He also did 9/11 accidentally

[Individual 55 @misertarian]

“Will and Jada Smiths relationship is open to anything but jokes” 😂😂😂

[Individual 55 @misertarian]

@erinschlick @7wi773rk4b374 @ajamubaraka All that came up was the Smith-Mundt Modernization Act of 2012? (and a course on sarcasm completely going over someone’s head)

[Individual 55 @misertarian]

@erinschlick @7wi773rk4b374 @ajamubaraka Like CNN?

[Individual 55 @misertarian]

How can you deny climate change when this is a legitimate forecast in 2022?

[Individual 55 @misertarian]

Thank you fortune cookie for ruining Valentines

[Individual 55 @misertarian]

@DCharlesF_Esq @kyodaison @NFL_DovKleiman Isn’t Mike Tomlin the second longest tenured coach in the NFL? You don’t need hyperbole when reality is this disturbing.

[Individual 55 @misertarian]

@quad_rangle My therapist calls it “trauma”

[Individual 55 @misertarian]

@quad_rangle It’s slaps hard when it’s ICE cold

[Individual 55 @misertarian]

@WGGDrBob Damn, I’m a clown