Misery Calliope

Female Misogynist, purveyor of fine breads, pastries and crappy attitude.

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@kimmie_c_ Did she ever stop to think that frozen sausage rolls and toast were all he knew how to cook? And maybe working cut into his library time. 🙄🙄🙄

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@BumpstockBarbie Lort. I take a couple of weeks away from the twits and the proaborts are still just as insufferable as ever.

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@RealUnsweetDee I love this! Parents always asked when they would know if their babies were ready for solids. I always told them “there will be signs”. This is the sign. 🤣🤣🤣

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@BernieSanders Community notes with the softest “shut the fuck up” ever. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@pnwguerrilla @TiffanyHuber Insulin resistance and visceral fat.

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I’ve been on X exactly twice today and both times I had to tap out because what I was reading was infuriating.

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@dzdarrell @Mrgunsngear He has dementia. He’ll remember when it’s terribly inconvenient. (Note to the haters, he doesn’t reload anymore and I was kidding)

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@redpillmd Is that Dr Huberman and Laura Loomer? Are they talking about peptides?

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@ThrillaRilla369 I’ve had a day and a half already and it’s not even dinner time. I’m already off the rails, can you bring me a bourbon when you get here please?

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@soupcanarchist The Tate Bros are dual citizens. The UK has every right to pull them.

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@PolitiBunny People who have no pattern recognition drive me to madness. Government intervention in anything effectively reduces value. It gets slower, less efficient, harder to get and the quality and innovation suffers.

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@fresheggistan @4nt1p4tt3rn Oh, I know. In our particular case we know the weather patterns and the risk areas, yesterday was not something to get excited about.

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@CHR0M4K0P14 @OfAthenry @OfishialQuest @Hicks2Guantnamo Epic levels of retardation, here. Don’t even speak of other people’s children.

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@Jaredreturns Retarded frog in the pot doesn’t know he’s about to boil.

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@PolitiBunny She’s the gag they pulled on us to see if we’re paying attention. Insufferable.

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@USSGoodGirl If I had 5 cups of coffee a day the only thing it would lower the risk of is me ever sleeping.

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@ThrillaRilla369 Go ham on the tweaker who made the profile because not only would my husband never, he can barely answer his phone let alone figure out how to use an ap. 🤣🤣🤣

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@PolitiBunny WTF