Thanks @taylorswift13 for spending 3,240 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault). #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/uNAkEPbxRc
To the delivery person who delivered two boxes of 50lb dumbbells to me this morning, I am truly sorry. I hope you got absolutely yoked in the process.
This tweet is not a flex btw. The only way I’m shredded is with guilt.
I remember one time at work when coworker and I were talking about otters and then the next day I come in with otter stickers…he was so confused “how did you find that so fast?!” Idk. I just did. Then he kinda sadly@said…”i guess I’m not pure enough to notice” and I’m like what