paul j

#metal #metalhead #Spurs #coys

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

The hoover I ordered from Turkey has finally arrived.

[paul j @miseryguts2019]

@zinkabell You have a heart of stone? 🤔😂😂😂

[paul j @miseryguts2019]

@clarec82 I need to get round to building my Back To The Future DeLoreon 👍

[paul j @miseryguts2019]

@lyncey_gilbe @UKLabour AI photo! Thats clearly the same person in a dodgy AI wig!!

[paul j @miseryguts2019]

@clarec82 😉😉😂

[paul j @miseryguts2019]

@t0m0Genesis @talkSPORT @maxrushden @BakersTweet @BakersTweet learnt from the best- Hawksbee and Jacobs😉😉 so if you don't like the show plenty of other stations out there!👍👍

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Don’t season pigeons.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Took a picture of my wife standing in front of a horse and now she won’t talk to me. 😖

[paul j @miseryguts2019]

@MasterChefUK First hour episode and no one is eliminated. Just wasted an hour of my life!

[paul j @miseryguts2019]

@anon_opin More importantly how can an Island be short of water????

[paul j @miseryguts2019]

@NoContextBrits It's not America!

[Adam Richman @AdamRichman]

GLORY

GLORY

TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR!!!

And the Spurs Go Marching On….

See you in Bilbao!!!

Thank you and congratulations, @SpursOfficial

[paul j @miseryguts2019]

@AdamRichman Gangs of London 👍👍

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

Your chances of being attacked by a shopping cart are very low, but never zero. 🛒

[paul j @miseryguts2019]

@anon_opin You should be legally allowed to smash the phone into mouth with the heel of your hand and say it's a fucking phone use the fucking ear piece!

[paul j @miseryguts2019]

@momsfilms My GF's son was there a few weeks ago, puts some of our stations to shame 😂👍👍

[paul j @miseryguts2019]

@BBC_TopGear Do the heated seats work when it's cold? My stupid Peugeot the seats never work when it's cold and you want them only when it's warmer and you don't need them! 🤯🤯😂

[paul j @miseryguts2019]

@anon_opin Is it Reading library or reading library? 🤔🤔

[paul j @miseryguts2019]

@clarec82 What constitutes a sandwich? Are slices of bread and butter together a sandwich? Or does there have to be a filling to elevate the slices to sandwich status? 🤔🤔🤔😂😂