melanie💫

hello albuquerque | @nichealienating

[melanie💫 @misguidedghvst]

GUYS.

[melanie💫 @misguidedghvst]

thinking abt that one time i did a poll with numbers on it and then whatever won is how many inches i cut off my hair ???

[melanie💫 @misguidedghvst]

tired of yall

[melanie💫 @misguidedghvst]

also fully did a show with my phone turned fully off one time bc it was abt to die and i had to uber to the airport afterwards and was alone and guess what it was fine

[melanie💫 @misguidedghvst]

some of y’all are genuinely inventing concerns regarding no phone shows it’s impressive atp

[melanie💫 @misguidedghvst]

and notice how i said some bc this is not referring to people w disabilities but it is referring to people scared of getting kidnapped like a) you can scream b) that would happen with or without phones idk concerts are not prime grounds for a kidnapper

[melanie💫 @misguidedghvst]

@CVRSEDWITHRAGE 😁😁😁

[melanie💫 @misguidedghvst]

oomfship is when oomf steals ur car and breaks into ur apt

[riley ⛯ PHOEBE MSG @CVRSEDWITHRAGE]

currently omw to steal oomfs car to drive to baltimore 😭

[melanie💫 @misguidedghvst]

do we think hayley just spins a wheel to get dressed for shows like

[melanie💫 @misguidedghvst]

best taylor song in awhile but that really isn’t saying much i fear

[melanie💫 @misguidedghvst]

clawing at the walls of my enclosure

[melanie💫 @misguidedghvst]

@CVRSEDWITHRAGE go buy one then

[melanie💫 @misguidedghvst]

OH MY FOD WHAT THE DUCJ

[melanie💫 @misguidedghvst]

???

[melanie💫 @misguidedghvst]

the concept of the phoebe tickets technically being a tax write off bc it was for charity

[melanie💫 @misguidedghvst]

and i was thank u oomf

[melanie💫 @misguidedghvst]

i better be getting texted phoebe updates the SECOND those yondr pouches are opened

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

remember they shot a 5 year old girl 355 times

[melanie💫 @misguidedghvst]

out of edibles this is the worst day of my life

[melanie💫 @misguidedghvst]

@bfiaflemily oh definitely