Everard Digby

I'm mainly here to document how my parents talk to each other.

[Everard Digby @misha0brien]

@BrickNolty @dimension20show @dropout Search the title in the app "Zaeth's Sire..."

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Still looking for takers

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But who's going to watch the Halloween town series with me?

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I heard that if George Santos sees his shadow when he leaves his prison, it means 6 more years of Trump 😞

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Prozac if you can hear me Prozac please, selectively inhibit my serotonin reuptake, please Prozac 🫱😔🫲

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Heil Satan, Слава Сатане, Chwała Szatanowi, Is é do bheatha, a Shátain, Ave Satana, etc

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We're having pomegranate Moscow mules btw

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

what if instead of “thanskgiving” (stupid) it is “complaintsgiving” (my complains only)

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@lizdowhat @MichaelaOkla It's the inbreeding

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@lizdowhat The more things seem to change, the more they stay the same

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Ed *exasperated*: What makes you think they won't just want to come in, have something to eat and go to bed? (Implying we wouldn't want to have a cocktail with ice)

Cheryl *clearly unconvinced*: When have you ever known our kids to do that?

[Everard Digby @misha0brien]

I'm being completely sincere when I say I love how my parents fight. Right now the issue is that the ice maker didn't make enough ice and my mom wants my dad to buy some, but he doesn't want to go during rush hour

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I would jaywalk way more, but I'm too crosswalk-pilled :/

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@kate0brien He's right

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@charlieposting

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Do you think Olive Garden knows most people go there for the bit?

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@lizdowhat It's all of us, rest assured

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You need to tell a family member something but they're in a different room. What do you do? There is a right answer

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I think the Grinch should have been called the Gringe or the Gunch. What do you think?

[гротеск @st_grotesque]

напоминаю

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Well I'm still gonna use twitter