mishalle marszalek

{ΑΧΩ} ☼ ❥ i am my hair

[mishalle marszalek @mishallem]

don't be the girl who needs a man, be the girl a man needs

[mishalle marszalek @mishallem]

i cant wait to see tik tok after this #PresidentialDebate

[mishalle marszalek @mishallem]

me: guess who can’t sleep
james: me
me: and me
james: it’s like i’ve never fallen asleep before. i don’t know what to do with my arms
me: 😂
james: it’s like where do you put your arms when you go to sleep?
me: this has to be the funniest thing you’ve ever said

[mishalle marszalek @mishallem]

me: *screams*
james: bless you
me: i didn’t sneeze, a bug flew in my hair and i screamed
james: it sounded like one of your sneezes
me: 😂

[mishalle marszalek @mishallem]

update: she came back & he told her and now she’s throwing popcorn in his beer 😂
me:

[mishalle marszalek @mishallem]

the guy in front of us has his gf’s phone & literally went on her insta & unfollowed her recent searches and blocked the guy who sent her a snap 😂 i’m fucking dead #awholemood

[mishalle marszalek @mishallem]

the london gals next to us: why are you booing the goalie
us: we’re not, his name is guzan so we cheer for him by yelling guuuuuuzzzzzzzz
#atlunited

[mishalle marszalek @mishallem]

kirk franklin is the dj khaled of the christian world

[mishalle marszalek @mishallem]

going through my tweets & @loyallyshawnna literally predicted her future life

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

i have never respected someone more

[mishalle marszalek @mishallem]

if you follow the herd, you’ll never be heard #Survivor39

[mishalle marszalek @mishallem]

me: asks @james_magz to take me to the airport for my 7am flight
james: shows me how to schedule a lyft for the morning

[mishalle marszalek @mishallem]

update: i asked @james_magz to be my boyfriend 1 year ago today

[mishalle marszalek @mishallem]

do guys still ask girls to be their girlfriends?

[StereoCultureSociety @CultureInStereo]

#HandmaidsTaleFinale

RITA!!! That's it. That's the tweet. @HandmaidsOnHulu

[jiffy cornbread, booty corn fed @breetweetedthis]

Just finished the #HandmaidsTaleFinale and biiitttttccchhhh...

[mishalle marszalek @mishallem]

me waiting for @AlabamaHannah & @TylerJCameron3 to tweet or post on insta that they’re back together okurrr

[Jimmy @jimmy_john101]

A$AP Rocky forced to preform at Trumps 2020 Rally after being freed from Sweden

[mishalle marszalek @mishallem]

when you take 6 duty calls while in the shower 🛁📱 #SAPro

[mishalle marszalek @mishallem]

@james_magz 3 times today:
james: can you pause it?
me: YOU HAVE THE REMOTE!

[mishalle marszalek @mishallem]

“mishalle doesn’t like spin and i love spin so we compromise and do spin every monday” - @james_magz

[mishalle marszalek @mishallem]

@james_magz: mishalle has been into those poufy hairties recently
everyone: what’s a poufy hairtie?
me: you mean a scrunchie?
😂😂😂