Mark Isham

Beanpole spinner. Plays a bit at opening the batting, but not much good at it. General good egg.

[Mark Isham @MIsham1985]

@NeilVirani *rarely has the opportunity to play that way.

To put your tweet another way, he was picked to do a job, which he never gets to do through the failings of those above him, so has remodelled his style to make do.

Any replacement for Buttler weakens the side. Focus on the problems

[Mark Isham @MIsham1985]

@ProjectFootbalI @BeardedGenius The Batsman rises

[Mark Isham @MIsham1985]

@AdriRunUK Two crepe pans wrapped together? Very generous

[Mark Isham @MIsham1985]

Incredible that #TheOneShow have just cut away from an interview with global superstar Matt Damon to talk to Fiona Bruce and Philip Mould about Fake or Fortune. Top work lads

[Mark Isham @MIsham1985]

@Atlasova_world Marvellous, thank you

[Mark Isham @MIsham1985]

@TommyTommyArgh, you remember this conversation we had years ago (in the Abbeville I think)? Turns out there’s not much in it, less than a marathon’s distance

[Atlasova @Atlasova_world]

What is closer to British Columbia? #bc #britain #colombia

[Mark Isham @MIsham1985]

@AdriRunUK It’s this evening in our neck of the woods...I guess they’re a bit lazier in Catford

[Mark Isham @MIsham1985]

@Atlasova_world I remember debating with some friends, which is closer to British Columbia, Britain or Colombia? Unfortunately we moved on to a different topic before anyone got a globe and a pair of compasses. Can you answer the question with a similar map please?

Thanks in advance

[Mark Isham @MIsham1985]

They think highly of you @AatifNawaz

[Surrey Cricket @surreycricket]

The King Returns 👑

[Mark Isham @MIsham1985]

@legsidelizzy I hope when he does, he always has Jonathan van Tam in the room to answer the difficult questions with football analogies

[Mark Isham @MIsham1985]

@legsidelizzy I think they’d probably have to measure it in days

[Mark Isham @MIsham1985]

Look, I’m no royalist, but #MeghanMarkle using a Prince to set about a chain of events that got #piersmorgan off the telly seems like a pretty good reason to keep the monarchy if you ask me

[Mark Isham @MIsham1985]

Imagine thinking this (wrong) opinion, and then thinking: “ The world has to know my view, but such is the controversy, I must submit it anonymously.”

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Non-sailors who obsess over the Shipping Forecast should be drowned in the bath. It's a factual programme for boat people, not some posh avant-garde rap.

[Mark Isham @MIsham1985]

Guess who coincidentally has the 29th March off? That’s right, this guy 👈. I’m gonna socialise in so many people’s gardens, whether they want me to or not

[Mark Isham @MIsham1985]

@BigPringle We were abroad when things were starting to look hairy in the UK, got an emergency flight home. Landed at Heathrow the day before Boris put us in Lockdown 1. Which meant the only notes I had in my wallet March through to July were Sri Lankan Rupees

[Mark Isham @MIsham1985]

In his defence, if I was in an emergency situation, the last person I’d want around is Ted Cruz

[The Independent @Independent]

Donald Trump Jr and other conservatives defend Ted Cruz after he flew to Cancun https://t.co/PaY1LIVEmd

[Mark Isham @MIsham1985]

@AdriRunUK @JoJoWaller9 Well I’ll admit I’ve had only the most cursory of reads of the contract (I’ve got my own contracts to read without doing Ursula’s work for her), but it seems the EU position doesn’t look particularly enforceable. But clearly they think there’s an angle if they’re publishing it

[Mark Isham @MIsham1985]

Delighted that procurement contract law is in the news, and already preparing my bookshelves as a background should the bbc want my expert analysis. Lol jk, obviously they’d ask me to pu @JoJoWaller9 on the line

[Mark Isham @MIsham1985]

@MemoryDetritus @JoJoWaller9 I’ve wasted my youth trying to work out what it is...I think it has something to do with “liabilities”