Kristen

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[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

RIP to our mentions every time somebody on this app says "this is just like George Orwell’s 1984!!" because they're being asked to wear a mask in a grocery store for 20 minutes

[Kristen @mishamishaps]

YOU SHIT TALKED A PERSON WHO DIED OF CANCER. THATS A HEARTLESS BI T C H

[Kristen @mishamishaps]

I am about to get locked out of this account if I don't chill

[Kristen @mishamishaps]

Twitter is fucked when I get jailed for calling out that b otch

[Kristen @mishamishaps]

So she gets to disrespect the dead and I get put in jail for this. Worth it though.

[Matthew Weinstein @MBWeinstein]

I'm living free on Mike Pence's head and I'm loving it

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

For the record, Kamala fought for Joe and our nation with integrity.

She will be a fantastic VP and bring dignity back to the office.

[Kristen @mishamishaps]

Ohh yay

[News 4 Buffalo @news4buffalo]

A missing dog from Kentucky is now back with its owner after being found in southwest Michigan nearly three years later.
https://t.co/2BAN84G46J

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Pence demanding that Harris answer *his* own personal questions when he won’t even answer the moderator’s is gross, and exemplary of the gender dynamics so many women have to deal with at work.

[Shane @McClellandShane]

I sent the fly.

Tell Pence.

I want him to know it was me.

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

I hired that fly.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

.@KamalaHarris is showing the American people why I chose her as my running mate. She’s smart, she’s experienced, she’s a proven fighter for the middle class. She’ll be an incredible Vice President.

[Chelsea Janes @chelsea_janes]

A white man just told a Black woman that saying there is systemic racism in the criminal justice system is "an insult" as a fly landed on his head, and that is all I'll say about that.

[Eugene Mirman @EugeneMirman]

Wow, so Pence is just allowed to repeat whatever answers the fly told him?

[Reid J. Epstein @reidepstein]

I wrote about the fly. https://t.co/PU6zJTj4yl

[Kristen @mishamishaps]

@jolauriang Im telling myself i don't need this

[🤍 Laren | FakeJenFan 🤍 @jolauriang]

They’re killing it

[Kristen @mishamishaps]

This is unfair

On @bitch_dracarys

[Kristen @mishamishaps]

I THINK I AM IN TWITTER JAIL

[Kristen @mishamishaps]

@bitch_dracarys hi

[Kristen @mishamishaps]

Hi @bitch_dracarys