misha

[misha @misharoweog]

*Elvis' mother collapses during the Elvis movie*
me: you ok mama

[misha @misharoweog]

"we've both had bigger things than the government up our asses" - the boys

[misha @misharoweog]

Chase my dreams? sounds kind of tiring i think i'm good, i'll just live instead thanks

[Kueezy @Kueezy2]

Can you believe no one knew these pictures existed for so long? Now you can finally catch a glimpse of these unknown pieces of history 🤯👀

[misha @misharoweog]

i like posting on social media without having to be perceived, way better this way

[misha @misharoweog]

latest results of the deep dive statistical analysis of my brain are in:
50% Diet Coke fumes
25% listening to music
25% undiluted rage

[misha @misharoweog]

phone technology should've stopped at pocketfrogs and scoops

[misha @misharoweog]

Breeding frogs on my phone is the most important thing in my life and the only thing keeping me going rn. making strides in the fake frog scientific community

[misha @misharoweog]

Euphoria makes me feel like I need to re watch Riverdale in order to cleanse my pallet and I mean that

[misha @misharoweog]

Me, noting the freezing rain outside: “it was 70 degrees yesterday”
My roommate: “yeah it’s almost like our climate is unstable or something”
😭🥴

[misha @misharoweog]

Euphoria is just Riverdale with a dose of 13 Reasons Why but also porn like tell me I’m wrong

[misha @misharoweog]

I’m begging y’all to never show me Shanae doing the nae nae ever again that was really hard to get through #Bachelor #BachelorNation

[misha @misharoweog]

Cassidy got the Hilary Duff stamp of disapproval, Clayton better boot this bitch #BachelorNation #Bachelor #TheBachelor #

[misha @misharoweog]

*me trying to say I need to take a kickboxing class*
“I should take a beat-boxing class…no wait-“
I am the dumbest boy in school honest to god

[misha @misharoweog]

😂😂😂

[misha @misharoweog]

Jacob was a werewolf. Affected by the cycle of the moon per se. Jacob imprinted on Bella’s baby which was why he was in love with her the whole series. Was he also affected during Bella’s menstrual cycle. Would he get more drawn to her while she was on her period. Stephanie pls

[Lisa "ERA" Sales 🇺🇦 @CABlueBlaze]

@ERACoalition Critical msgs in @CarolJenkins video! Our actions:
1/Gather at #SCOTUS 8/26 Noon for #WomensEqualityDay
2/Understand importance to #VAWA
3/@CivilRights @vanitaguptaCR Rescind Trump/Barr Memo
4/@dferriero #PUBLISH
5/Pressure @USSenate to vote on & remove the #ERANow time limit

[misha @misharoweog]

FREE GUY IS AN 11/10 MOVIE IM CRYING

[misha @misharoweog]

People in relationships sometimes a lot of times are very useless

[misha @misharoweog]

~depression tantrum over being lonely~