Mishary

Some people call me 'The Guy,' most don't call me at all.

[Mishary @mishary]

@lookner Y’all get any more of those invites?

[Mishary @mishary]

@tribelaw Jones would've been violent if he learned his lawyer had the phone and had to disclose. I think Jones gave the secret data to his new lawyer by accident and the new lawyer did sensible thing if you find a tactical nuke in your hands: leave it on a park bench and walk away

[Mishary @mishary]

How do I work this thing?

[Mishary @mishary]

@NationalMemo @JoeConason True. Though not nearly as catastrophic as O'Connor's parting gift: 8 years of W.

[Mishary @mishary]

@LaniConway Who's Mandy Moore?

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Everyone's edgy today! RT: @JonEkstrom: When asked if Adrian is worried about hitting the wall: "They call me All Day for a reason."

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Vikings Coach Maintains Confidence In Christian Ponder's Ability To Hand Ball To Adrian Peterson | More Sports News: http://t.co/HREeUZRA

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Israel Calls For Increase In U.S. Taxes To Fund Attacks On Gaza http://t.co/2wxMVJuA

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"Petraeus Is Only The Beginning," Teases Obama, Promising Second Term Full Of Homeland-Like Twists http://t.co/ZDayCk8Q #ObamaTerm2

[Mishary @mishary]

@zachstoloff not until we #freemumia

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Nation Horrified To Learn About War In Afghanistan While Reading Up On Petraeus Sex Scandal http://t.co/I8t6v6lu

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Needy Nation Breaks Down After First Full Week Without Being Pandered To By Politicians http://t.co/5mA8EG0j

[Mishary @mishary]

@embersparrow @ShyamSSengupta ya'll are always welcome over here. Gotta get set up with a sweet pad though.

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Mitt Romney hasn't written a concession speech? Is he just going to recycle the 47 percent stuff?

[Mishary @mishary]

RT @MittRomney: Friends, an advance look at my concession speech: http://t.co/jb0EMArp

[Mishary @mishary]

#BREAKING Sith Lord Cheney electrocutes Apprentice @MittRomney.

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Friday Night (Office) Lights #workinfortheweekend

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If America rehired the guy who let bin Laden get away and fires the got who got him, we need a better HR department.

[Mishary @mishary]

What I learned from the Debate: Binders full of women, $.77. Binders full of dudes, still $1.

[Mishary @mishary]

@MittRomney gets tough on commie Muppets. Meanwhile, the 9th Circuit attempts to save Montana http://t.co/VufwJN1F …