michelle xu

will shortz fanpage

[michelle xu @mishellshoe]

pick me girls🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️ pick me up girls🥺🥰

[michelle xu @mishellshoe]

@alicetheshoe and then u tweeted about it again for me to like

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

being on your phone at home in your free time: this sucks and i’m wasting my life away

being on your phone at work:

[michelle xu @mishellshoe]

@twinkychinky boooo spoiler alert

[jrodan @jojomewa1]

Not even kidding like. Body goals

[michelle xu @mishellshoe]

@alicetheshoe how dare you bring up a point of great stress for me

[michelle xu @mishellshoe]

walking by everyone at their desks for the 5th time this morning looking unproductive but it’s just because i have a small bladder and being nervous makes it worse 😔

[michelle xu @mishellshoe]

but i guess if im tweeting during work i am being unproductive .....hm

[michelle xu @mishellshoe]

@twinkychinky i only watch youtube videos with titles like these

[michelle xu @mishellshoe]

i forgot he has twitter now hopefully he doesn’t see this 🤞🏼

[michelle xu @mishellshoe]

my dad is like a pseudoscience Amazon-sponsored mailing subscription loosely curated towards my hobbies

[michelle xu @mishellshoe]

there were swiss pilgrims on the mayflower

[michelle xu @mishellshoe]

KAYLA IS HALF SWISS PILGRIM

[michelle xu @mishellshoe]

@twinkychinky excuse you i use smol bean a nonzero amount

[michelle xu @mishellshoe]

@EastH2023 not a may taurus😭😭😭

[Columbia Athletics @GoColumbiaLions]

𝗪𝗢𝗠𝗘𝗡'𝗦 𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗬𝗘𝗔𝗥 𝗡𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗘𝗦
Who has your vote? The winner will be announced at the event on Tuesday, May 3! #RoarLionRoar #OnlyHere

@CULionsWTEN @CULionsSquash @CULionsFH @CULionsWBB

[michelle xu @mishellshoe]

@EastH2023 so which ones better FROOT or family jewels

[michelle xu @mishellshoe]

when you had silly bandz did you care more about their color or shape

[michelle xu @mishellshoe]

@twinkychinky sorry your mom is extremely funny

[michelle xu @mishellshoe]

@twinkychinky LMAO