mishka

a clump of cells

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getting a package delivered to your house still activates the same primitive excitement as discovering fire.

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my political ideology is currently whatever gets me through this week.

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sometimes the best career move is realizing you don’t actually want the career.

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the amount of lore behind some people’s usernames is probably more interesting than their actual life.

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nothing should require me to call customer service in order to cancel it.

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there has to be a version of me somewhere who made every correct decision and is probably still dissatisfied.

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i don’t think i’d survive being born 500 years ago but i’d like to see what kind of problems i’d invent.

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@kudard441 somebody has to preserve the 0 likes ecosystem.

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@Dexerto

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@disntr

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buddy asked why i keep reading about obscure history and i told him somebody has to maintain the archives.

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the first person to invent a loyalty card really understood human psychology.

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every hotel room has one light switch that apparently controls nothing.

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i don’t care what anyone says, finding money in an old jacket is one of life’s greatest experiences.

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finding an old receipt in your pocket from six months ago feels like discovering evidence from a previous life.

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@guropleasurist just like god intended.

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@NotJosephGarcia angela merkel.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations

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@SSEUNGBINS "My husband of 22 years just got cancer. Do I cheat or divorce?"

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i have seen enough. time to become an expert.