Vikas

Trained in combat by Ra's Al Ghul. Two times winner of Takeshi's Castle.

[Vikas @misledzeppelin_]

@ThaneCityPolice how to lodge a complaint if an employer is not allowing employees to vote? They are only giving 2 hours. How can someone who lives far away can go to vote and reach office in 2 hours? Could you please guide what to do?

[Vikas @misledzeppelin_]

@zomatocare @zomato Why am I not able to use Simpl as a payment option on your checkout page? That option is disabled.

@getsimpl please check this

[Vikas @misledzeppelin_]

Order placed on Oct 1 on Flipkart has not yet been delivered.
Isliye Amazon se khareedte hain log.
Flipkart truly sucks!

@Flipkart @flipkartsupport thodi sharm kar lo!

[Nakuul Mehta @NakuulMehta]

There is a difference between a patriot and a nationalist. देशभक्ति और राष्ट्रवाद में फ़र्क है। Ajay and i come back for a special poem on our 77th Independence Day.

“Patriotism vs Nationalism”
लेखन: @ajaxsingh

#DialoguesOfDemocracy

[Anuj Gurwara @AnujGurwara]

“I have Muslim friends that I’m close to but they have never expressed their anguish to me.”

It’s because they don’t trust you enough with their emotional well-being. They don’t even have the luxury of venting out their anxiety.

Just as men will never truly feel what it is like for a woman to live her life with her guard up, looking over her shoulder, a Hindu will never truly know what it is to live as a minority in India - your identity under threat 24x7.

From casual remarks in social circles to outright hatred being peddled in the media and on the streets, every single Muslim citizen is in some form of anguish over what’s happening, no matter where in the country they live.

This is not who we once aspired to be.

Everyone who has chosen to stay quiet when the fringe was just fringe - has enabled this venomous ecosystem our future generations will grow up in.

"I have *minority* friends” is a statement to make yourself feel better. They are not specimen samples to prove your misguided sense of inclusivity.

We all have hate-spewing relatives, friends, colleagues and neighbours. Call out their bigotry to their face or disconnect/distance from them. Please exit that toxic WhatsApp group.

We are far too deep within the rot to simply "adjust".

Do you realise that if those brainwashed youth on the streets had access to education, they would have been demanding jobs instead of blood?

It is easier for their masters to keep their raging testosterone occupied with destruction and unrest. None of those youth have any clue what their own religion stands for - let alone someone else’s.

Their frustration with life and lack of purpose has been brutally and strategically weaponised.

Maybe we don’t speak out enough because it is truly emotionally taxing to deal with trolls and online assault.

Compare that to people who are likely to be ostracised, disenfranchised, or even killed for merely belonging to another religion or to a tribe that’s settled for centuries on valuable land.

I pray to the universe that the hate doesn’t come to your door. That’s the nature of hate. Once released in the air, it finds its way into everyone’s nostrils.

Remember… for the one in love with power, everyone else is the enemy.

💪🏻🇮🇳❤️

[Vikas @misledzeppelin_]

One day no water supply without prior intimation and 2nd day such dirty water supply for just 30 mins?

This city has India’s richest municipal corporation where citizens pay the highest amt of tax in the country!

Good job @mybmc @mybmcWardKE

(Image from Chakala, Andheri East)

[Vikas @misledzeppelin_]

@prapthi_m God bless her with good health, happiness and lots of love!

[Vikas @misledzeppelin_]

@paranjoygt This is Mr. Alok Nirantar’s work. Witty as always!

Tagging him for credit
@caricatured

[Vikas @misledzeppelin_]

@MumbaiPolice
Loudspeakers being played at full volume opposite Aaradhya Hospital at Saag Baag Road, Marol, Andheri East.

Organisers must have basic courtesy of not playing loudspeakers near a hospital. Please take appropriate action. Thanks.

[Vikas @misledzeppelin_]

@PatrikaNews
what kind of nonsensical reporting is this? It was a security drill and this is what your headline says? Are you a news website or a rumour monger?

@MoIB_Official
@aaibplairport
pls take note of this. Such stupid reporting can cause hysteria and panic.

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

लाहौर में @Javedakhtarjadu साहब की शायरजिकल स्ट्राइक।

ये बात शरीफ की ब्रियानी के झूठे चावल खाने वाला नहीं, कोई खुद्दार ही बोल सकता है।

[Vikas @misledzeppelin_]

@ofnosurnamefame It will be lunch for the cow-boys!

[Vikas @misledzeppelin_]

@tired_paralegal I’m old enough to know that this is a copy of Cadbury Chocki. Bahot Sahi cheez thi wo. Band kar di haraamiyon ne!

[Vikas @misledzeppelin_]

@tired_paralegal Uska actual price 106 hoga aur Swiggy par 156. Loot machi hai!

[Vikas @misledzeppelin_]

Bruh!

[Vikas @misledzeppelin_]

@FIFAWorldCup @FIFAcom
Why is India missing in your “where to watch” list on the iOS official app?

#BoycottFIFAWorldCup

[Vikas @misledzeppelin_]

@ofnosurnamefame You anti-national! You don’t even know that it is certified by UNESCO and not UNICEF?
Go to Pakistan via Afghanistan right now!

[Vikas @misledzeppelin_]

Crew in my Indigo flight from Bhopal to Mumbai can speak English, Hindi, Assamese, Punjabi, Kashmiri and Nepali!
Now this is what we call diversity!
Kudos! @IndiGo6E

[Vikas @misledzeppelin_]

@bhagatram2020 😂😂😂😂😂

[Dr.Krishank @Krishank_BRS]

You wanted pictures of Modi ji ,
Here you are @nsitharaman ji …

@KTRTRS @pbhushan1 @isai_ @ranvijaylive @SaketGokhale