Michael Islip

Part-time suburban dog handler

[Michael Islip @mislip]

@BrokenBiros I heard it yesterday in a shop!

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Frying up some big old fritters lads. Just like the old days of Twitter.

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@BrokenBiros Mine is usually worse over the summer but awful at the mo!

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@BrokenBiros Is it a weather thing do you think? Mine has gone wild this week too.

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Thinking about jet-washing the patio this weekend.

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[Groove Armada voice]

Where’s the pork pies at?

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DEAR SONOS YOUR APP IS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT I HAVE EVER USED THANKS YEAH MIKE

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@retalsp We’re off to see the eliminator on Saturday so hopefully more of the same

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@retalsp That is massive. Has four years to work on a trademark celebration.

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Jan & Dean appreciation tweet

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@Badger5000 @zemblamatic We need so much more Creedence rn

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New York Groove is such an underrated song. Absolute tune.

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@retalsp Ha yes. Like a left handed Terry Alderman.

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@retalsp That Slater looks like she can bowl a bit though.

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@retalsp Thanks.

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@kasiakatie Amazing. I was listening to some Dylan the other day and my daughter started singing Bye Bye Lil' Sebastian over the top...

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@retalsp I’ll ask one of the kids if they can be bothered

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@retalsp We do too. Imagine we won’t see you there.

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@retalsp Can't believe all the games are sold out. Amazing scenes.