sameeksha

i dissociate a lot

[sameeksha @misoprostolol]

blueberry yogurt tastes so good when you’re stoned

[sameeksha @misoprostolol]

men are so boring

[sameeksha @misoprostolol]

showered; in my bath robe rn & im scrolling reels on my bed with no ngga to ruin my fucking mood and/or take away my will to live lol

[sameeksha @misoprostolol]

istg if i see one more volkswagen polo imma blow my shii smooth off

[sameeksha @misoprostolol]

washing your blood stained underwear at 3:00 am bc your uterus decided to throw up blood at this hour; really puts things into perspective lol. now im sitting and having this greek yogurt

[sameeksha @misoprostolol]

melt with you till it all turns black are we so in love are we too attached

[sameeksha @misoprostolol]

neither do i have to argue w some backstabbing pretentious ass bitches as to where to go to have fun on a sunday or figure out the metro situation or what form of transportation to use how much/who will pay for uber and then the splitting of the bills uuggh that was so exhausting

[sameeksha @misoprostolol]

the brain fog that you get after smoking a fatty the night before is such a beautiful feeling bc im here at the local grocery store at 10:11 am w my mom figuring out what brand chilli flakes i shud get lol this is sm better than arguing w some guy on a sunday after a weird date

[sameeksha @misoprostolol]

should i buy a hot pink phone cover or is it inappropriate for work

[sameeksha @misoprostolol]

stoned on the bathroom floor while having my hot shower rn and he’s still in my head wtf why wont he leave

[kim petras @kimpetras]

purple

[Andrea D. Huberwoman, Ph.D. @thegenesisbl0ck]

Girls when they come off of birth control

[sameeksha @misoprostolol]

oh and dont even get me started on the random bursts of cramps that occur outta nowhere and you feel like dying and bashing your head against a wall

[sameeksha @misoprostolol]

you know that one week before u get your period where you go absolutely bat shit fucking insane & on top of that you’re bloated and you feel like u gained 100 kilos & all your clothes fit u in a weird way

[tony @tohneigh]

Everyone here is a work of art

[sameeksha @misoprostolol]

so broke i dont even have money to buy marlboro reds wtf yo

[Ariel Zetina @arielzetina]

omg yas!!! lowkey how is this even gonna be a movie though lol, just bedrotting on screen

[sameeksha @misoprostolol]

i feel like i kinda got the ick

[KT @cranberrysace]

this happened to me in real life