april

✨ ig: @aprileighton

[april @misosmum]

y’all I never mentioned that I got myself a g*vernment job and now I need to be “mindful” of what I “post” “online” anyways I need to get a new username now

[april @misosmum]

y’all ever have spaghetti as a midnight snack. makes you think…

[april @misosmum]

I made one Lego bouquet and now I wanna drop hundreds more dollars on this shit

[april @misosmum]

thought: a double dildo but it’s only a nutsack on each end

[april @misosmum]

I feel like I haven’t used this account in so long that I feel too anxious to start using it again?? y’all get that feel?????

[Houston Bone @houstonbone]

today i woke up thinking about DMX and his orchids 🥺

[april @misosmum]

yeah we getting another baby!!!!

[april @misosmum]

lesbians dress like Frodo Baggins these days

[april @misosmum]

I’ve never met anyone who’s psyched by reverse parallel parking. why does it exist.

[april @misosmum]

I truly feel like people think I’m born yesterday. I had a fake account in my DMs asking for pics of my feet and head so they can do an “art collage for a university project” 🙃

[april @misosmum]

on New Year’s eve, I had to say goodbye to my grandmother and today I had to put my family dog down. what a fucking month.

[april @misosmum]

y’all having to find a new rental is fucking stressful

[april @misosmum]

who the fuck names a baby Trevor

[april @misosmum]

someone on fb is selling this and I really hope it’s still available I need it so bad

[april @misosmum]

I need to cut more !!!

[april @misosmum]

april be like, I’m well adjusted and starting to take anxiety medication

april also be like: cut own shag mullet

[april @misosmum]

wouldn’t it be wild if I took my mental health seriously and started to get medicated 🥺

[april @misosmum]

I cannot explain to you how badly I want to be drunk on a night out trying to light the wrong end of a durry

[april @misosmum]

my bf helped me take out my menstrual cup and idk about you, but that’s husband material- Nay. Hubby Material.