Mike 💉⁴

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@LegalEagle Dorks has streaks, not stripes (technically).

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@ActualCorn I have memories of playing Atari at like 5. ET sucked so hard. I think my fav was something like Berserker? We had a bunch of games. Nintendo came out when I was about 8, I literally vaulted over a couch to play Mario Bros. We ended up with a whole cabinet of those games, too.

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@Shann_Q0 But Shannon, don’t you wanna know which house you’d belong to in Harry Potter? Or which Backstreet Boy you’d be? What about being able to tell people what kind of picnic food you’d be? I got chicken salad!

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@KnowingBetterYT Welcome to the wonderful (citation needed) world of Moorish sovereign citizens! There's a conspiracy for everything. Humans are a fun bunch.

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@OTerrifying

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@dancow

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@ActualCorn

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@angel_0f_deathx wtf is wrong with people?

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@CynicalSocdem @ActualCorn Yo, I might just have to try that one, that looks awesome!

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@ActualCorn All I really want is cranberry sauce from a can (yes, I'll be making some actual kickass shit), but wife always makes her family's recipe for shoepeg corn casserole and gets high marks from everybody.

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@angel_0f_deathx “All the DMs a stage, and all the incels and down-bads merely players…”

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@NoContextBrits

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@Stonekettle People. Feed everyone. House everyone. Get the poor some doctor visits.

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@telltaleatheist

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@hemantmehta Wow.

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@Shann_Q0 And their response...

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@RightWingCope How does the male gait have both knees together AND space between the feet? Is that how “real men” are supposed to walk?

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@miniminuteman It also only shows Washington’s head and part of his upper body, no legs. This clearly is reference to how Washington DC has no standing and is fully illegal.

(this is a joke, those peoples’ brains are so smooth you can slip n slide off them)

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@miniminuteman @Australia I'm sure the Native populations would support this idea.

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@telltaleatheist It's not that they don't care, they're very happy with what they've done and will continue to do.