.@DanAndShay@dansmyers@ShayMooney amazing show tonight! You promised us a picture from several years ago. We are out in the casino and shops. Care to make good on your promise?
Why can't I find a doctor who will prescribe "sea air" for my nerves so I can spend a summer in a picturesque costal town in England "for my health" only to be caught up in a local scandal and forced to solve a murder???
I know damn good and well I'm not classroom teaching anymore and haven't been for over a year but seeing school supplies and back to school stuff in stores is making my anxiety skyrocket.
This is Clara, the California sea lion. She demands a boop tax to allow you to keep scrolling. Please send her your boops in the comments. It's the law*.
*Not an actual law (for now).
I only mowed like a third of our lawn because a) the lawnmower is scary so I go slow and it takes me forever but I'd rather not die and b) I'm definitely allergic to the grass because my face and eyes are itchy but it already looks so much better so I automatically feel better.
I finished planting my vegetables (along with some wildflower seeds that were our wedding favors from 2 years ago), the lawn mower is fixed, and my husband got a new pump for the pool. Proof we are productive members of society.