Cat Commander

#tvismydrugofchoice Lover of tea and good grammar. Enthusiastic dancer. Feminist, filmmaker, rule breaker.

[Cat Commander @Miss_Commander]

Check those stars🌟✨💃🏽🎉💐👍🏻🙌🏻👏🏼@five_point_one #spendthenight #theatre @adelaide_fringe #yassssss

[Cat Commander @Miss_Commander]

@MMonticolo Yup…recruiters say they’re not looking at entertainment resumes (or resumes from the mortgage industry, so at
least we have company lol)

[Cat Commander @Miss_Commander]

Today i facilitated an 11month olds first real life kitteh interaction and yall i think i found my purpose, kid was so excited. Chompski is avail for smol person kitteh intros 😽😽

[Cat Commander @Miss_Commander]

I am HERE for random people hearing me utter a few words and immediately asking if I I’m into Kath and Kim. It’s noice, it’s unyousual, it’s different.

[Cat Commander @Miss_Commander]

@jamesmcnamara27 I sampled a room temp Lipton of 10:30ams vintage at 4pm this afternoon 👌🏼🫖

[Cat Commander @Miss_Commander]

I no longer get mad at things that don’t surprise me, and nothing surprises me- is this the definition of being dead inside?

[Cat Commander @Miss_Commander]

Everyone is wondering whether my kid will have a laid back aussie accent or start talking like a he’s straight out of Goodfellas when the sad fact is he’ll probably sound like the GPS lady

[Cat Commander @Miss_Commander]

I imagined maternity leave quite differently, it did not involve organising opossum removal or my sons intense love of 5 Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed.

[Cat Commander @Miss_Commander]

Looked at a bridge and thought wow what a nice bridge. So that’s where I’m at in life.

[Cat Commander @Miss_Commander]

Today I saw a cat that looked like David Bowie and Hitler. We had a moment by Monte Vista.

[Cat Commander @Miss_Commander]

Remember Warheads?? Even after a bad experience you’re eager to try all the other flavours … weirdly addictive once you give in to the peer pressure of it all … this is also being a parent, yes?

[Cat Commander @Miss_Commander]

F U C K B O Y behaviour @GraceandFrankie

[Cat Commander @Miss_Commander]

One day my kid is gonna say “we’ll look who it is- it’s fuck boy” and I’m going to have to rethink the way I address my cat.

[Cat Commander @Miss_Commander]

And look at him, u know he would ghost u

[Cat Commander @Miss_Commander]

@operation_rosie I agree- we should be talking more about how policy and behaviour is affecting the health/well being of others. I was exposed, currently negative, not required to isolate but I’m not comfortable being around others until I know I’m in the clear. I refuse to be a spreader!!

[Cat Commander @Miss_Commander]

@operation_rosie I see your point but it might appear that way in press coverage and it’s highly possible that that’s the case. No doubt it’s being handled poorly all over the world right now - restrictions lifted, cases soaring. I’m in iso alone with my 7 week old, thanks to lax policies.

[Cat Commander @Miss_Commander]

Real talk- was someone planning to greenscreen this but…didn’t?? Because WHY? Bright green sheets??🤮

[Cat Commander @Miss_Commander]

Me binge watching Offspring not because it’s good but out of nostalgia for
- knee high boots and tiny scarves
- Fitzroy alleyways
- barely working actors I used to serve coffee to
- terrace houses
- Melbourne pubs
- Carlton Gardens
- 112 tram
- walking home in last nights clothes

[Cat Commander @Miss_Commander]

Also why is the anaesthetist hanging out during births? Don’t they just jab and go??