Kate

the epic highs and lows of a 27 year old woman

[bradstradamus @bradstradamus]

the only thing worse than making a frivolous purchase in a gas station is wandering around aforementioned station and finding no frivolous desire within yourself

[Blank Check @dreadloxrastah]

You can put an email verbatim in the Outlook search that you just sent 2 minutes ago and it’ll be like no results found

[Kate @miss_kate____]

Wearing pink ballet flats got me feeling a little whimsical this morning

[Kate @miss_kate____]

Men have an advantage in the workplace because they typically don’t deal with the incessant longing to once and for all perfect the decor in their entry way

[Kate @miss_kate____]

Please don’t tell my dentist I’ve been eating Swedish fish by the fistful… although I have a feeling she is going to find out

[Kate @miss_kate____]

Hope my boyfriend doesn’t see me thirsting over AOC on the tl

[New Heights @newheightshow]

Who remembers where they were one year ago today when this dropped?

[Kate @miss_kate____]

2: Every old building is turned into an “events venue”… presumably due to the wedding showerification of our society

[Kate @miss_kate____]

Midwest boots on the ground journalism part 1:
Everyone and their mother is now driving a Ford Bronco

[Kate @miss_kate____]

@Starbucks i hate it here

[Kate @miss_kate____]

What I wouldn’t give to spend one day on 2016 twitter

[Kate @miss_kate____]

I think college me would be surprised how much of 27 year old me’s stock portfolio gains were Abercrombie

[Lauren 🪻🌼🪴 @laurenhtexas]

I think middle school me would be surprised by how much of 31 year old me's wardrobe is Abercrombie

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

re-reading the email I sent just to admire my own professionalism

[Kate @miss_kate____]

Don’t worry I double checked my 40-week pregnant best friend’s location to make sure she isn’t at the hospital before tweeting this

[Kate @miss_kate____]

So I guess 27 and a half is when your friends start forgetting about your half birthday

[eli @loveforcaptnswn]

stupid song!

[Kate @miss_kate____]

Sometimes it just hits me that I really love taylor swift

[Kate @miss_kate____]

@beansm00thie This felt course without using ‘pretzussy’ or the like

[Kate @miss_kate____]

Why is the sport named after the ball

[Aaron Ahlstrand-White @AaronWhite608]

“God I hope I don’t get the lettuce parasite,” I say as I eat a Celsius and peanut m&ms for lunch.