lindsey wears a mask, esq.

murmuring into the void

[lindsey wears a mask, esq. @miss_lindseylee]

wow somehow putting my social media apps in a folder labeled “time wasters” hasn’t stopped me from using them??

[lindsey wears a mask, esq. @miss_lindseylee]

Y’all, I have no idea how anything works. I’m still dumbstruck by the gramophone. Like how???

[lindsey wears a mask, esq. @miss_lindseylee]

I just had a very Southern moment: standing (1) barefoot (2) on the front porch (3) in the rain (4) holding my baby (5) watching the lightning bugs glow

[lindsey wears a mask, esq. @miss_lindseylee]

Has Miley Cyrus covered Suspicious Minds? I think she’s the only person who can croon “because I love you too much baby” like Elvis

[lindsey wears a mask, esq. @miss_lindseylee]

Does anyone else think about how their house would be perceived in an investigation? “This messy bitch deserved it.”

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Good writing is a delight to those who read it and a mystery to those who write it.

[kelsey weekman @kelsaywhat]

me when i fall short of a goal: agony
me when I meet or exceed a goal: ok

[lindsey wears a mask, esq. @miss_lindseylee]

imagine the luxury: you’re wearing a headband. your head does not hurt. blair waldorf will hunt you down, queen.

[lindsey wears a mask, esq. @miss_lindseylee]

I’m vaccinated and I don’t ever want to fucking see drawstrings again

[lindsey wears a mask, esq. @miss_lindseylee]

@ActualFarless 🤯

[lindsey wears a mask, esq. @miss_lindseylee]

Does Helen Hunt look like Laura Dern (no) or does she look like Jodi Foster (yes)?

[lindsey wears a mask, esq. @miss_lindseylee]

very unfair that clothing was so ugly when I was in college

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

I asked my year 1 classes 'If you were a superhero, what would you do?'
Here is my analysis;
A THREAD

[lindsey wears a mask, esq. @miss_lindseylee]

The printer scene in Office Space except with THIS GOD DAMN CAR SEAT

[lindsey wears a mask, esq. @miss_lindseylee]

tell people you’re an asshole without saying you’re an asshole

[Orlando Sentinel @orlandosentinel]

I love Disney World, but wokeness is ruining the experience | Commentary https://t.co/vobMA2IX6y

[lindsey wears a mask, esq. @miss_lindseylee]

just added Have You Ever Seen the Rain to my rainy sunday playlist. Too on the nose?

[lindsey wears a mask, esq. @miss_lindseylee]

I forgot what an amazing album Fearless is. Can’t believe Taylor “insanely talented” Swift wrote these at 18.

[lindsey wears a mask, esq. @miss_lindseylee]

My sweet little infant clasps his hands together like an otter and every time my poisoned internet brain goes “you know he had to do it to em.” Anyway, deleting this app for a bit.

[lindsey wears a mask, esq. @miss_lindseylee]

@ActualFarless aren’t we all

[lindsey wears a mask, esq. @miss_lindseylee]

the cast of pretty little liars had no right to be so pretty it’s outrageous

[lindsey wears a mask, esq. @miss_lindseylee]

annual April Fools PSA that a prank is only funny if the target of the prank will laugh about it. be kind out there!