Madeline Durm

I live the sweet tea life: Southern livin'. Welcome to the inner workings of my mind SC: maddy_houlihan

[Madeline Durm @miss_madelinee]

@GirlPosts Chief is the cutest and most handsome transformation 😍

[Jackie @jackexo]

The spray bottle is sending me 😂😂😂

[Jessica Hughston @jessicahughston]

Anyone else have prayer ADHD? Like you start praying, wander off, come back, and you’re all like, “God I’m so sorry, where was I?”

[Sophia Wren @sophiacadogan]

Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy

[۟ @T0RTERRA]

why does this fit so well 😭

[Jessica 🌻 @jessie___925]

Her seventh number one... am I the only one confused as to how someone as talented as Miranda Lambert has more ACM Female Vocalist trophies than number one hits?

[Madeline Durm @miss_madelinee]

@ifihad1vish So anyways. Maybe it’s personal preference. But we like watching them this way and not by release date

[Madeline Durm @miss_madelinee]

@ifihad1vish Correct. Not by release date. But by the year the movie took place, so chronologically ( I know everything is confusing) but we’ve definitely appreciated and understood more by watching it this way. For example, some of the newest marvel movies and the oldest in the time line

[Madeline Durm @miss_madelinee]

@ifihad1vish One of my favorite parts about Austin = the local beers

I’m a huge beer snob these days, and refuse to drink the normal stuff. There’s this firemans beer from Austin or it’s called something like that, I wish I could get it here 😫😫😫

[Madeline Durm @miss_madelinee]

@ifihad1vish Honey crisp is where it’s at 🤤🍎

[Madeline Durm @miss_madelinee]

Side note: make low rise illegal

[Madeline Durm @miss_madelinee]

Wanna cringe today?

Oh you do?

Ok. Go check out Brittany Spears’ tik tok.

Enjoy.

[Madeline Durm @miss_madelinee]

This girl I know, flew from Nashville Boston.... she was the ONLY person on the plane. No one else showed up. So.....Like she got a private 737 plane to herself 🤣 ✈️

(Not encouraging flying right now, but definitely a cool experience I’m sure)

[Madeline Durm @miss_madelinee]

I’m obsessed with cold brew coffee. 🧊☕️

[Madeline Durm @miss_madelinee]

This “until tomorrow” shit on Instagram is actually annoying. And basically an excuse to post a throwback pic 🙄

[Stan Lewis @StanLewis_]

Since aquariums are shut down, they let penguins wander around the place and it's honestly the news we need to see.

[Christian Harris @chrxstianh__]

“Im not sick it’s just my allergi....

Me:

[Lexy Henley @ashadeck11]

Due to COVID-19 and my lack of willpower, my summer bod will be postponed until next year. I’ll just be here eating all of the snacks until the coast is clear.

[Thickolas @NickkContreras]

Everyone: 2020 is gonna be my year
3 months into 2020: